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I have a life insurance physical at 9am
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:30 am
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:30 am
I have moderate high blood pressure and want to keep it down to get a better rate.
So I popped a blood pressure pill last night at 9pm, another at 2am, and another at 6am.
What are the odds this is going to work? Or will I wind up dying?
So I popped a blood pressure pill last night at 9pm, another at 2am, and another at 6am.
What are the odds this is going to work? Or will I wind up dying?
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:31 am to REB BEER
You don't think the blood test will see that in your system?
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:31 am to REB BEER
will probably show up in your blood test. 
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 8:32 am
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:31 am to REB BEER
RIP
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:31 am to REB BEER
quote:
So I popped a blood pressure pill last night at 9pm, another at 2am, and another at 6am.
well done
please do not reproduce
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:31 am to REB BEER
I'd assume you disclosed to them your on blood pressure medication on your application, so I wouldn't think it'll matter much what your blood pressure reads.... you're rate will still be higher.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:32 am to REB BEER
The secret is to fap right before the test.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:33 am to Glock17
The prostate exam will get that BP up. Dont worry. 
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:33 am to Bluefin
quote:
The secret is to fap right before the test.
BRB
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:34 am to REB BEER
a relative of mine did that and put himself in the hospital.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:35 am to REB BEER
I had a very similar experience, but I used baby asprin.
It's still in underwriting 3 months later...
It's still in underwriting 3 months later...
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:36 am to REB BEER
3 blood pressure pills in 9 hours? You can get AIDS like that.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:37 am to REB BEER
quote:
Or will I wind up dying?
Yes
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:38 am to REB BEER
Calling Dr Dover. Dr Ben Dover.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:39 am to REB BEER
Holy shite. Are you monitoring your BP while you do this?
I don't believe in taking prescription pills other than as prescribed. People die that way
I don't believe in taking prescription pills other than as prescribed. People die that way
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:39 am to REB BEER
You should have just spiked yourself with some Mexican black tar heroin.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:40 am to REB BEER
BP will be fine, but your liver enzymes will be all jacked up.
They want to find something. It saves them money. Their acceptable levels are also incredibly off from the norm, so any mild variation that wouldn't make your doctor blink twice will set off a price raising flag for them.
They want to find something. It saves them money. Their acceptable levels are also incredibly off from the norm, so any mild variation that wouldn't make your doctor blink twice will set off a price raising flag for them.
This post was edited on 2/6/15 at 9:13 am
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:49 am to LNCHBOX
quote:
You don't think the blood test will see that in your system?
Guaranteed he didnt think about that.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:50 am to REB BEER
Stay away from salt and water. Eat oatmeal.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 8:55 am to REB BEER
drink 2 cans of chicken broth right before the test to frick with them
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