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I got an email from the Secretary of the U.S Treasury...hahahah
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:41 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:41 pm
This guy is really personable I guess...
U.S. Department of the Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C.
Website: Date: 08/27/2014
Attn: Sir
Please I urgently need your acknowledgment of this email to avoid cancellation of your United Nations Compensation payment valued at $500,000.00.
I am Jacob "Jack" Lew (the Secretary of the Treasury) under the U.S. Department of the Treasury. The executive agency responsible for promoting economic prosperity and ensuring the financial security of the United States. By virtue of my position as the Secretary of the Treasury, I have irrevocably instructed the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, which is the authorized paying bank to release your $500,000.00 United Nations Compensation payment via SWIFT telegraphic wire transfer into your designated bank account.
However, as a former White House Chief of Staff under the Obama Administration, I wish to state categorically that your fund transfer valued at sum of $500,000.00 will be transferred into your designated bank account within 24 hours. All cost associated with the fund transfer has been pre-paid by the United Nations. The only cost associated with your fund release is the cost of processing a "Fund Clearance Certificate", which is estimated to the value of $150. The "Fund Clearance Certificate" is required in accordance with the U.S. Monetary Policy; and it is the ONLY expense you will incur before the fund will be credited into your bank account.
For your information, the "Fund Clearance Certificate" is a valid document required to certify that the $500,000.00 has been cleared and certified by the U.S. Federal authorities as a legitimate compensation payment approved by the United Nations.
In any case, you can get more facts about the U.S. Department of the Treasury on this link
Please kindly respond via: jacklew.treasury@qq.com
Yours Sincerely,
Jacob "Jack" Lew
Secretary of the Treasury
U.S. Department of the Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C.
Website: Date: 08/27/2014
Attn: Sir
Please I urgently need your acknowledgment of this email to avoid cancellation of your United Nations Compensation payment valued at $500,000.00.
I am Jacob "Jack" Lew (the Secretary of the Treasury) under the U.S. Department of the Treasury. The executive agency responsible for promoting economic prosperity and ensuring the financial security of the United States. By virtue of my position as the Secretary of the Treasury, I have irrevocably instructed the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, which is the authorized paying bank to release your $500,000.00 United Nations Compensation payment via SWIFT telegraphic wire transfer into your designated bank account.
However, as a former White House Chief of Staff under the Obama Administration, I wish to state categorically that your fund transfer valued at sum of $500,000.00 will be transferred into your designated bank account within 24 hours. All cost associated with the fund transfer has been pre-paid by the United Nations. The only cost associated with your fund release is the cost of processing a "Fund Clearance Certificate", which is estimated to the value of $150. The "Fund Clearance Certificate" is required in accordance with the U.S. Monetary Policy; and it is the ONLY expense you will incur before the fund will be credited into your bank account.
For your information, the "Fund Clearance Certificate" is a valid document required to certify that the $500,000.00 has been cleared and certified by the U.S. Federal authorities as a legitimate compensation payment approved by the United Nations.
In any case, you can get more facts about the U.S. Department of the Treasury on this link
Please kindly respond via: jacklew.treasury@qq.com
Yours Sincerely,
Jacob "Jack" Lew
Secretary of the Treasury
This post was edited on 8/27/14 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:43 pm to TheCaterpillar
It was really thoughtful of him to right me that nice email hahaha
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:43 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:46 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Must be legit because he didn't use the term "USD--United States Dollars".
Better pay for that Fund Clearance Certificate right away before your compensation is cancelled.
Better pay for that Fund Clearance Certificate right away before your compensation is cancelled.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:50 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Sounds like you're about to spend the best $150 of your life
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:52 pm to LSUPapaJoe
quote:
United Nations Compensation payment valued at $500,000.00.
The UN owes me a hell of a lot more than that.
Posted on 8/27/14 at 4:53 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Some people have all the luck
Posted on 8/27/14 at 5:46 pm to LSUPapaJoe
I like how they always put a nickname in between "their name". Their English has gotten a lot better though. Props for that
Posted on 8/27/14 at 6:56 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Chump change. A Nigerian prince is sending me $10 million ... any day now ...
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:22 pm to LSUPapaJoe
quote:
jacklew.treasury@qq.com
Billing Name:liguo zhou
Billing Organization:Shenzhen Tencent Computer Systems Company Limited
Billing Street:10 F, Fiyta Building, kejinanyi Avenue, Southern District,,
Billing City:Shenzhen
Billing State/Province:Guangdong
Billing Postal Code:518057
Billing Country:CN
Billing Phone:+86.075586013388
Billing Phone Ext:
Billing Fax:+86.075586013090
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:29 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Congrats man! Don't spend it all in one place!
Posted on 8/27/14 at 7:47 pm to LSUPapaJoe
Some people have all the luck!!!
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