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I am ready to identify as a senior citizen

Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:57 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136810 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:57 am
If I can choose my gender and my race, it seems to reason that I can choose my age.

Where do I sent my request for that social security check? Thanks.
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:58 am to
Stop worrying so much about what other people do and be you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65665 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:58 am to
Do they also have "Poster of OweO-Worthy Threads"?

You might also want to consider that identification.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12095 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:59 am to
Every high schooler in the country would identify as a 21 year old.

Personally I'd back mine up by about ten years and get back on my parents' insurance.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136810 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:59 am to
In my defense, this is more of a tgerbait08 thread
Posted by Wind
Member since Nov 2016
854 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:04 am to
Nothing wrong with this thread.

I self-identify as a 21 year old body builder.


It's so oppressive how attractive young women assume my physical build and age.


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65665 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:08 am to
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
964 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:11 am to
I mean, you do have a point. Very interesting I think. Zero chance it would happen, but worth a try.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18768 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:12 am to
Or go the other way. Identify as a 15 year old and tell the statutory rape laws to suck it.

Let us know how it all turns out.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20267 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:13 am to
You looking to get that Cracker Barrel discount baw?
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:27 am to
quote:

You looking to get that Cracker Barrel discount baw?


Movie theater discount
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17477 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:28 am to
Transaarper
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35087 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:47 am to
I don't think you guys are taking this seriously.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34653 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Transaarper


I'm 56 and I've been throwing that AARP shite away for years.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79676 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Do they also have "Poster of OweO-Worthy Threads"?


It's the new rebeloke.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Stop worrying so much about what other people do and be you.


Stop telling people how much to worry.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30567 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:56 am to
This is actually a legit thing, people are this stupid IRL
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15316 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:07 am to
I mean, you can file for social security now. No telling what you will get.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11320 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:22 am to
Keep your social security, I just want those senior golf tees.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Where do I sent my request for that social security check?


I guess you really are a senior citizen b/c you don't know about Google.
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