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re: Hypothetical: Could modern day engineers move the Lower Mississippi River?

Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:29 pm to
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Natural Alluviation of the Mississippi by letting it flow naturally would actually help rebuild much of what we've lost.



yeah and it would also wash away every coon arse south of Donaldsonville every 20 years, too.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:31 pm to
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Would that be navigable? Would it help slow down coastal erosion?



Of course it would. But you would eliminate one of the largest ports in the country.
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:34 pm to
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Of course it would. But you would eliminate one of the largest ports in the country.



Wouldn't you just move it? The stuff that goes on railroads may still be able to go through there.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:34 pm to
Even with that a big part of the problem is a diminished sediment load in the Mississippi due to dams in the tributaries. I saw a presentation from Harry Roberts that said we were gonna continue losing at a rapid rate even if we took extreme measures.

Eta: I remembered the number of dams is north of 38 thousand lol
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:37 pm to
Take out old river control structure and it goes into the Atchafalaya River and it would be navigable to the gulf immediately.

Baton Rrouge and New Orleans would be high and dry.
Posted by Asgard Device
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:38 pm to
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Even with that a big part of the problem is a diminished sediment load in the Mississippi due to dams in the tributaries.


That makes sense. They would have to come up with some serious dam technology that allows sediment to go through?
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:40 pm to
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Wouldn't you just move it? The stuff that goes on railroads may still be able to go through there.
There are literally trillions in facilities (refineries, chemical plants, grain elevators etc.) between BR and the current mouth of the river.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:40 pm to
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Baton Rrouge and New Orleans would be high and dry.


Exactly why the Corps won't let it happen. It will one day, but not anytime soon. It would take years to build infrastructure to handle the load of traffic, more like decades.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48857 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:44 pm to
It's a direct shot to the gulf from there and she wants to run straight. They have almost lost that structure a few times and better keep their fingers crossed. If it ever does go there is no way to change the course.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:45 pm to
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No, you can't.


Yes, you can.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33911 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:46 pm to
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Secondly, and most importantly, you stipulated an elevator to the moon which is not fixed relative to Earth.


Give me enough money and I can design a system.
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:47 pm to
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There are literally trillions


literally..
This post was edited on 5/22/15 at 8:48 pm
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33911 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:49 pm to
He probably meant a literal shite-ton.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2952 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:49 pm to
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It would take years to build infrastructure to handle the load of traffic, more like decades.
For sure. They have been trying to get a new Industrial Lock in NOLA for almost 60 years LOL
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
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Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:50 pm to
You don't think there is investment on the river?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33911 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:51 pm to
While my comment was tongue in cheek, the point remains that with unlimited resources any problem can be solved.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11297 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:51 pm to
It's been discussed....just money money money and fricking with people's homes. This basically means we're fricked. Dewatering/natural compaction+lower sediment levels+leveed river+rising sea level is a grim number. I saw a slide that showed south La in 2100. It was shocking. Roberts is no wackadoo either.

he showed proposed places for destruction of the miss riv levee with all place names removed. Would buy us years but you know the nimbys would sue like crazy.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17438 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:52 pm to
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If you have the time, space and money you can build an elevator to the moon.


Other than the fact that I don't think we have the materials. ... correct
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 8:58 pm to
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Give me enough money and I can design a system.


Can you at least draw up a crude mockup of your earth-moon elevator?

Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2952 posts
Posted on 5/22/15 at 9:12 pm to
Ok maybe not trillions but maybe close to one trillion LOL. I could only imagine how much it would cost to build EXXON BR again? At least a couple billion for sure.
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