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Husband commemorates wife's bad driving with sign
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:23 am
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:23 am
Wife drives golf cart into lake
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The historic event occurred on Aug. 5, when a daring and unnamed husband warned his wife not to drive a golf cart at Saddleback Golf Club in Firestone, Colo.
She persisted. And won. The calamitous result left the husband vindicated, albeit with soaked clubs and without his cellphone or wallet.
The sign on No. 4 says it all:
“On this exact spot in the afternoon of August 5th, 2017 a marital dispute was won by the husband. At 12:58 he told his wife she shouldn’t drive the golf cart because she is a horrible driver. 5 minutes later, she accidentally drove cart #42 into the lake.”
Josh Clay, the facilities maintenance manager at Saddleback, says the woman convinced her husband to let her tag along as a spectator for a golf tournament.
“She told him, ‘The only reason I came to this golf tournament was to drive the cart,’ and he told her, ‘Well, you’re not a very good driver,’” Clay said, according to 9news.com in Denver.
On hole No. 4, the wife sat in the driver’s seat, and took off, trying to dodge some parked golf carts.
“When she went to hit the brake, she accidentally hit the gas and confirmed her husband’s suspicions that she was not a very good driver,” Clay told 9news.
The call went over the radio: “‘We have a woman in the lake,’” he said. “’Wait, no, we have a golf cart in the lake!'”
Clay helped pull Cart No. 42 out of the water. Its engine, part of the transmission, and battery have been replaced.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:25 am to ClientNumber9
I have a sneaking suspicion that every day that this sign exists is a day that this man goes without pussy.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:27 am to SidewalkDawg
Never put it on a pedestal, baw.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:29 am to Jack Daniel
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Never put it on a pedestal, baw.
But how would you ever get laid if you don't worship her?
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:30 am to SidewalkDawg
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have a sneaking suspicion that every day that this sign exists is a day that this man goes without pussy
Maybe, but part of me wants to believe they laugh about it together.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:31 am to ClientNumber9
The husbands way of assuring that his wife never goes to the golf course with him again.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:33 am to ClientNumber9
This is probably going to end up a case of winning the battle and losing the war....
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:40 am to SidewalkDawg
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But how would you ever get laid if you don't worship her?
quote:Found the cuck, baws.
by SidewalkDawg
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:41 am to ClientNumber9
At work, I sit across from 4, 50 yr old women who chain smoke. Their voices sound like darth vaders and when one leaves to smoke they all talk shite about her.
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:45 am to saint tiger225
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Found the cuck
I binged cuck. You are not nice. Women are angels and deserve to be treated as such.
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