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Husband commemorates wife's bad driving with sign

Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:23 am
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:23 am




Wife drives golf cart into lake

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The historic event occurred on Aug. 5, when a daring and unnamed husband warned his wife not to drive a golf cart at Saddleback Golf Club in Firestone, Colo.

She persisted. And won. The calamitous result left the husband vindicated, albeit with soaked clubs and without his cellphone or wallet.

The sign on No. 4 says it all:
“On this exact spot in the afternoon of August 5th, 2017 a marital dispute was won by the husband. At 12:58 he told his wife she shouldn’t drive the golf cart because she is a horrible driver. 5 minutes later, she accidentally drove cart #42 into the lake.”

Josh Clay, the facilities maintenance manager at Saddleback, says the woman convinced her husband to let her tag along as a spectator for a golf tournament.

“She told him, ‘The only reason I came to this golf tournament was to drive the cart,’ and he told her, ‘Well, you’re not a very good driver,’” Clay said, according to 9news.com in Denver.

On hole No. 4, the wife sat in the driver’s seat, and took off, trying to dodge some parked golf carts.

“When she went to hit the brake, she accidentally hit the gas and confirmed her husband’s suspicions that she was not a very good driver,” Clay told 9news.

The call went over the radio: “‘We have a woman in the lake,’” he said. “’Wait, no, we have a golf cart in the lake!'”

Clay helped pull Cart No. 42 out of the water. Its engine, part of the transmission, and battery have been replaced.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:23 am to
That's awesome
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:24 am to

That's funny!
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:25 am to
I have a sneaking suspicion that every day that this sign exists is a day that this man goes without pussy.
Posted by Law Baw
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Oct 2017
172 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:26 am to
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25474 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:27 am to
Never put it on a pedestal, baw.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:28 am to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:29 am to
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Never put it on a pedestal, baw.


But how would you ever get laid if you don't worship her?
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:30 am to
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have a sneaking suspicion that every day that this sign exists is a day that this man goes without pussy


Maybe, but part of me wants to believe they laugh about it together.
Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
7918 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:31 am to
The husbands way of assuring that his wife never goes to the golf course with him again.
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:33 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:33 am to
This is probably going to end up a case of winning the battle and losing the war....

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35408 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:40 am to
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But how would you ever get laid if you don't worship her?
quote:

by SidewalkDawg
Found the cuck, baws.
Posted by Tamer of beasts
Shreveport
Member since Oct 2011
366 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:41 am to
At work, I sit across from 4, 50 yr old women who chain smoke. Their voices sound like darth vaders and when one leaves to smoke they all talk shite about her.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 8:45 am to
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Found the cuck


I binged cuck. You are not nice. Women are angels and deserve to be treated as such.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65988 posts
Posted on 10/27/17 at 9:36 am to
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