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How would you feel about your daughter dating a dwarf?
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:12 pm
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:12 pm
Inspired by the other manlet thread, how would you feel about your college aged daughter coming home to visit with her new boyfriend, let's call him Larry, and you discover he is an actual dwarf?
To make it interesting, he's majoring in women and gender studies, the only sports he likes watching are the televised crossfit competitions, and he makes spending money touring as a midget wrestler on weekends.
So does the OT warmly welcome this character into their family or what?
To make it interesting, he's majoring in women and gender studies, the only sports he likes watching are the televised crossfit competitions, and he makes spending money touring as a midget wrestler on weekends.
So does the OT warmly welcome this character into their family or what?
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Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:17 pm to ManBearTiger
Bad genes.
Unless he has $$, then I could make an exception.
Unless he has $$, then I could make an exception.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:19 pm to ManBearTiger
It's a small problem to have.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:20 pm to lsuwontonwrap
Most short dudes don't have a lot of money.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:20 pm to the LSUSaint
Don't minimize the problem please.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:20 pm to ManBearTiger
My daughter will know to breed with only the finest specimens so to give me sec caliber grandsons.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:20 pm to ManBearTiger
My daughter will only be allowed to date dwarfs.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:21 pm to ManBearTiger
Depends on which one. Happy or Bashful probably wouldn't be an issue. But frick that dude Dopey.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:22 pm to ManBearTiger
I'd probably end up overlooking his shortcomings.
I doubt he and I would ever see eye-to-eye.
I'd NEVER invite them bowling.
We couldn't watch Elf at Christmas together.
I doubt he and I would ever see eye-to-eye.
I'd NEVER invite them bowling.
We couldn't watch Elf at Christmas together.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:22 pm to siliconvalleytiger
There would be a lot of small talk during the holidays
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:23 pm to ManBearTiger
Is his full name Leisure suit Larry? If not I don't care either way. 
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:23 pm to ManBearTiger
I would give him a giant lollipop. If he laughed and sang the Lollipop Guild song, then he would be cool in my book.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:28 pm to ManBearTiger
It's my daughter's life. I know whoever my daughter dates will have work hard for her love and affection.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:38 pm to rantfan
My daughter will be a 6'1" high school senior next year. I think the chance this will come up in the Hangit household is miniscule, at best.
Nanoscale problems, and whatnot
Nanoscale problems, and whatnot
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:39 pm to ManBearTiger
This is a clown thread, bro
No one would like the dude you described
No one would like the dude you described
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:43 pm to ManBearTiger
If it's like this one, I'd think it's badass.
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:47 pm to Deuces
As long as she doesn't bring an Orc home
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:48 pm to ManBearTiger
Would scare him off. Ain't looking to have any fricking midget grandkids
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:49 pm to Hangit
Yeah, you don't have to worry about mini Napaoloeans infiltrating your household. Now the deadbeats, that's where you come into play.
Posted on 6/19/16 at 2:50 pm to Shakita Bonita
quote:
Would scare him off. Ain't looking to have any fricking midget grandkids
What would you do, tough guy? Clean your shotgun in front of him??
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