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re: How would you feel about your daughter dating a dwarf?

Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Most short dudes don't have a lot of money.


Then it stands to reason if a little person is rich, he must be really smart. Or magic or something. Duh.
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5134 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:49 pm to


you got a problem with it??
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:50 pm to
Or has old money brah. Doesn't mean he's smart.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:53 pm to
Only the race of the dwarf would matter to the majority of the typical OT poster.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 5:53 pm to
True, no way around that one.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 6:17 pm to
He's perfect if the top of his head is flat - place to put your beer while he's down there going to town, right ladies?
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24169 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 6:20 pm to
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What would you do, tough guy? Clean your shotgun in front of him??


You would only need to clean a red ryder, and that'd scare him plenty.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 8:11 pm to
I would welcome the little bastard only if he agreed to wear a sombrero full of chips and dip and speak a little Spanish.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8090 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 10:10 pm to
I was involved in a fender bender where I hit the back end of a Honda.
Door opens and it was a little person. I get out and before I can say a word he screams "I'M NOT HAPPY DAMMIT". Caught me off guard and I responded back with "ok, which one are you?"

Glad the other 6 stayed with Snow White.
This post was edited on 6/19/16 at 10:12 pm
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8090 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 10:11 pm to
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Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 6/19/16 at 11:14 pm to
I'd tell her to do everything she could to hold on to him, because it would be a dream come true to be at a wedding full of dancing dwarfs.
Posted by the LSUSaint
Member since Nov 2009
15444 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 12:02 am to
quote:


I doubt my 6ft tall daughter would be interested in a dwarf. They are probably not her tyke.


So, it would be a small miracle if she did?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63322 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 12:13 am to
Dwarfs exist only in dreams, so the premise of this thread is fundamentally flawed.
Posted by Filtiger
Philippines
Member since Apr 2009
352 posts
Posted on 6/20/16 at 3:30 am to
I worked with a lady that was one and she was one of the most pleasant and funny people I have ever worked with. She had an awesome sense of humor and one day her teenage daughter came by work and when she introduced her to everyone she joked that her daughter had her body. Her daughter was a normal teenage girl with a gifted figure.
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