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re: How solid is this for an 8yr anniversary gift?

Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:22 pm to
i think its a haiku about love and possibilities. it rhetorics life's love for unity and enables enablers to share their love and put others above oneself.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:23 pm to
If you fall I'll be here to catch you.

If you fly you leave me here alone.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

i think its a haiku about love and possibilities. it rhetorics life's love for unity and enables enablers to share their love and put others above oneself.


I think you should duck when she throws it at you because it looks a bit heavy.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:28 pm to
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I think you should duck when she throws it at you because it looks a bit heavy.


whatever, won't be the first.

reminds me of the time i bought her a blow dryer and it wasn't the shitty brand she expected.

or the time i got nice luggage for her on christmas that i found online on sale..

or the luchasse boots she hasn't fricking worn yet.

or a perfume she never likes the smell of...

of a different style of earing that isn't the same as her 23 other pairs...

frick you women.
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:29 pm to
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i think its a haiku about love and possibilities. it rhetorics life's love for unity and enables enablers to share their love and put others above oneself.


ya ok

it still looks like a piece of shite and some cave man made it.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:32 pm to
You don't try hard enough or pay attention to what she likes or will like. You should have thought of a gift or an idea long before the anniversary day.

A blow dryer? Geez...
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:33 pm to
it's not a haiku
should have five, seven, and then
five more syllables
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

You don't try hard enough or pay attention to what she likes or will like. You should have thought of a gift or an idea long before the anniversary day.

A blow dryer? Geez...


she has everything needed. i can't buy her clothes, ya'll too crazy about that shite. She's able to go buy and polo or button down shirt, select the size L and be done with it.

she wanted the blow dryer, heaven forbid i bought her the mercedes instead of her marketing name brand thats beloved and craps out.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:42 pm to
The gift has the gay
She will frick a B-B-C
Then you'll just fall in
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 1:43 pm
Posted by 68wDoc68w
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2014
1869 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:43 pm to
I don't care about any of that but that thing you picked today is terrible
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:44 pm to
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Then you'll just fall in


i don't even care. you ever hear a kid complaining about not having fun going down a 25ft water slide? neither will i.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:44 pm to
Get her the BB8 app controlled droid.
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1200 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:49 pm to
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it's not a haiku


I was just about to point that out.

The poem is not even very romantic for young couples... especially for a 'love poem'... which usually convey that both the author and the recipient are going in the same direction. However, in this poem... one is falling, but the other is flying away...

This poem is best for elderly couples celebrating... 50th anniversaries... translating 'don't worry about me kicking the bucket... I want you to going on and enjoy life... and get that BBC...
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 1:51 pm to
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I was just about to point that out.


my wife don't know what the frick a haiku is, if i say its a haiku, its a haiku.

Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:01 pm to
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reminds me of the time i bought her a blow dryer and it wasn't the shitty brand she expected.

or the time i got nice luggage for her on christmas that i found online on sale..

or the luchasse boots she hasn't fricking worn yet.

or a perfume she never likes the smell of...

of a different style of earing that isn't the same as her 23 other pairs...

frick you women.



yeah, brah! frick these hoes!


now go get your wife a present before she cuts your balls off
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166500 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:08 pm to
she just texted me a jose bali pic...
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97719 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:10 pm to
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whatever, won't be the first.

reminds me of the time i bought her a blow dryer and it wasn't the shitty brand she expected.

or the time i got nice luggage for her on christmas that i found online on sale..

or the luchasse boots she hasn't fricking worn yet.

or a perfume she never likes the smell of...

of a different style of earing that isn't the same as her 23 other pairs...

frick you women.




she probably want some strange dick


let me know if I can help
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1200 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

she just texted me a jose bali pic...


2 'L's'... Balli

OK for everyday gift, but for anniversary... go for a David Yurman.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22211 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:15 pm to
Get that and shame her into wearing it in public.
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26126 posts
Posted on 9/15/15 at 2:15 pm to
It's solid.

Solid waste.
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