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re: How much does a vasectomy hurt?

Posted on 8/30/23 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 8/30/23 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

boosiebadazz
#anothergelding
Posted by WhereisAtlanta
Member since Jun 2016
847 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 2:44 pm to
It hurts but being off the hook for all future child support (including the ones you raise) makes the short term discomfort more bearable.

Wife wanted all the kids I would let her have and that shite had to get shutdown before I had a football team.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80399 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 3:03 pm to
At least you know now you won’t be raising my baby
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59084 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by Crisprdestroyer
Member since Sep 2017
599 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 3:10 pm to
Not remotely as bad as getting back in the game. Ask yourself these questions:

Am I happily married?
If not, or say something horrible happened, could you honestly pull a lady in her early 20s?

Trust me lessons learned

Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1155 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 4:26 pm to
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2 at the most. It's a dull ache for a couple days


Agreed. Save some money and let a veterinarian do it. Aside from stitches it's the easiest surgery to perform.

Gettr Done
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80399 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 4:52 pm to
2 quick sharp pains for the local. Nothing after that. Dull ache about an hour later
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25555 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 4:55 pm to
I’m assuming insurance doesn’t cover it. What was the out of pocket costs?
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80399 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 5:01 pm to
Five hundred and some change
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25555 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 5:04 pm to
Nut cut: $500
Spraying guts with no repercussions: priceless
This post was edited on 8/30/23 at 5:07 pm
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
14034 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 5:06 pm to
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At least you know now you won’t be raising my baby
good one
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19245 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:01 pm to
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Scale of 1-10.


Getting it done, not at all. Stretching a day later, like 100 fish hooks ripping through your balls…
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
58667 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:02 pm to
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like 100 fish hooks ripping through your balls…
Still less pain than waking up all night with a 6 week old. This mfer is getting snipped before the years up.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19245 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:09 pm to
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Still less pain than waking up all night with a 6 week old. This mfer is getting snipped before the years up.


Very true. Been there, done that.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131476 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 7:25 pm to
the first one I got I was down a weekend. pain wasn't horrible because my doctor was generous with the Percocet's. it was the SEC championship game that Ryan Perrilloux started at QB. i did jump off the couch once cursing and that did hurt a little. but by Monday I was fine.
Posted by Pauldingtiger
Alabama
Member since Jan 2019
850 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:07 pm to
I was fine the next day. Just follow the doctors order and don’t pick up anything heavy for a couple of weeks.
Posted by SauceBawse
Member since Mar 2022
185 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:35 pm to
How do I pee then?
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131476 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:42 pm to
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Five hundred and some change


mine was only the 25.00 copay. but that was before the kenyan guy made health care affordable.

Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23663 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:53 pm to
the worst part of the entire vasectomy procedure/process is walking back up to the clinic with that brown paper bag with your specimen in a cup in side that bag... everyone knows exactly what the frick you are doing there and what you have in your hands, and what you had to do to get that specimen...

it's just awkward as frick
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85044 posts
Posted on 8/30/23 at 8:57 pm to
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