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re: how dumb could Jennifer Garner be?

Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:05 am to
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:05 am to
I would definitely not call her "way better looking" than Garner.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

So Ben is taking sloppy seconds to what Patriot?



Brady?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:06 am to
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I would definitely not call her "way better looking" than Garner.



She's way tighter though.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18921 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:07 am to
quote:

how dumb could Jennifer Garner be?
She's not as dumb as she is ugly, that's for sure.




Glad you think so. Less competition for me. I likes her. A lot.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22775 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:07 am to
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Brady?


He's got enough scandals right now.

Who else was on 4 of those championship teams? Wilfork? Bellichek? Maybe she is Craft's toy.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 10:08 am
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
6469 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:08 am to
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Why would anyone hire a 20 some year old hottie to be their nanny? It was asking for trouble. Especially when she's way better looking than jennifer. And with the jobs they have,she would have to think that Ben would be alone with that girl at times. Not saying Ben A was in the right,but temptation is hard to resist




While your point is a good one, given their professions, the opportunities and options for cheating are limitless. If he was going to cross that cheating bridge, what the nanny looked like wouldn't matter. Unlikely this was his first indiscretion.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56416 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:11 am to
But wait, Affleck haters. While searching for pics of the nanny (here you go, btw



I found this juicy story about how she might be an evil temptress.

quote:

Insiders close to the nanny, Christine Ouzounian, say she likely initiated the alleged affair, which reportedly began in the spring, shortly after she was hired—and by mid-July she had told friends she was in love with the two-time Oscar winner Ben Affleck.
LINK

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"She's been bragging about their romance," a source reveals. "Her friends were saying she had delusions of being Ben's next wife."
quote:

"She was hoping he'd go public and say she is his girlfriend," the source notes. "Those close to her suspect she told the press her story. They say she wants it out there so people will think Ben chose her over Jen."
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In fact, some find it rather bizarre the paparazzi figured out the exact times they'd be together, like "the right moment to capture Christine handing over the champagne" at Ben's place on July 17, says the tipster.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117731 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:11 am to
Remember that fine arse bitch Arnold was nailing behind Maria's back?

Posted by ULSU
Tasmania
Member since Jan 2014
3931 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:13 am to
Ben Affleck could screw almost any chick in the world and he is away from home all the time. I don't think the nanny is the problem, but yeah, she should have been "homelier"
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:13 am to
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how dumb could Jennifer Garner be?


As others have said it was either a setup or she's pretty fricking dumb. The page six story linked later in the thread reads that Ben took her back to LA with him while leaving Jennifer and the kids in Barbados (they'd been on vacation).

I'd think Garner would have asked "why the frick do you need a nanny in LA if the kids are going remain here?"
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17031 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:13 am to
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Her friends were saying she had delusions of being Ben's next wife



Ben forgot the golden rule:

NEVER put your penis in crazy!
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:14 am to
quote:

She's not as dumb as she is ugly, that's for sure.


You aren't wired right - IWHJG like the fist of an angry god.

And she isn't necessarily dumb either - if her husband can't be trusted, then he can't be trusted.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:15 am to
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how dumb could Jennifer Garner be?

Judging by her speaking voice, I'd say the sky is the limit.

Jesus, those commercials where she's awkwardly loping around in high heels talking about Capitol One Venture cards... how does she get acting jobs with that annoying baby talk voice? Of course I always thought the same thing about Melanie Griffith...

She's not terrible looking but if I were Affleck and had that kind of celebrity juice, she's definitely NOT the chick I would hitch up with.
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
76543 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:16 am to
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NEVER put your penis in crazy!




Every straight man on earth would be a virgin.

The gays would be having a decent time though.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107858 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:17 am to
quote:

pics of nanny?



nanny's are meh...i'll take an au pair over a nanny.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97678 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:17 am to
If she's now unemployed I have a secretary position open....or babysitter
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:18 am to
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NEVER put your penis in crazy!


Let's be honest here. The only way to prevent that is to only put it in your hand. And even then it's a 50/50 shot.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117731 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:19 am to
Let's get some pics of her toes in here baws....


Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64661 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:22 am to
quote:

Let's get some pics of her toes in here baws....





Let the record show I'm not he one who asked for this.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:28 am to
quote:

I would definitely not call her "way better looking" than Garner.




I wouldn't say she's better looking at all.
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