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How does a tapir scratch an itch with his giant pecker?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:41 pm
quote:Video in link
There are four species of Tapir, all of which are endangered. A herbivorous mammal that can be found in the grasslands of Central and Southern America, across the Andes and in Southeast Asia, the tapir is a quirky-looking creature with a hog-like body and short gripping proboscis, or trunk.
Although interesting-looking in general, it is often known in mainstream media for strutting about with an impressively large penis – and one it isn't afraid to wave around.
Had no idea what a tapir was to begin with, but that size in the video seems a bit excessive.
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Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:42 pm to CuseTiger
well that ruined my weekend 
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:43 pm to CuseTiger
Holy shite
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:43 pm to CuseTiger
Jesus Christ
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:43 pm to CuseTiger
African tapir?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:46 pm to MoreOrLes
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well that ruined my life
fixed
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:48 pm to CuseTiger
Something that ugly you got to have something going right for you.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:50 pm to CuseTiger
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CuseTiger
How does a tapir scratch an it
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 7/31/15 at 11:53 pm to CuseTiger
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Its prehensile penis (meaning it can grip with it) is used to keep hold of a female during copulation to ensure successful insemination.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 1:25 am to CuseTiger
Holy shite
Posted on 8/1/15 at 1:39 am to CuseTiger
That's bigger than a baby arm. Wow.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 1:44 am to CuseTiger
IWNHI
Posted on 8/1/15 at 2:36 am to CuseTiger
I wish my penis had an elbow.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 3:48 am to The Boat
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Its prehensile penis (meaning it can grip with it) is used to keep hold of a female during copulation to ensure successful insemination.
grab what? the cervix?
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:38 am to molsusports
Hung like a horse is now in second place!!!
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:39 am to molsusports
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garb what? the cervix?
Anything it wants.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:40 am to jeffsdad
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Anything it wants.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 8:38 am to CuseTiger
Are interspecies transplants possible? If not, someone needs to get on this. Stat!
Posted on 8/1/15 at 2:01 pm to CuseTiger
Nice - a 3' prick that can hold things. That could come in handy.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 2:05 pm to CuseTiger
I don't see the big deal. I do this all the time when my hands are busy
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