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how does a fart follow you? Wouldn't expelled gas go the other way and stay?
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:44 am
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:44 am
Serious question, I have always wondered.
You have to let one rip. You duck off in a random bathroom or unused room. Let it loose. Walk away and the rotten smell stays with you until you blame it on the dog, the baby, or the foreign guy no one really understands.
There has to be science behind it, as it makes no sense to me.
You have to let one rip. You duck off in a random bathroom or unused room. Let it loose. Walk away and the rotten smell stays with you until you blame it on the dog, the baby, or the foreign guy no one really understands.
There has to be science behind it, as it makes no sense to me.
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Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:47 am to Napoleon
It's embarrassed and wants to go back in.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:47 am to Napoleon
gas diffuses....it also does just shoot out all at once so yeah youre gonna have a monkey trail
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:48 am to Napoleon
Vorticies in your wake from walking forward
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:48 am to Napoleon
quote:
There has to be science behind it,
its kind of like drafting in nascar...your forward momentum causes a wind disturbance that actually forces the fart to remain close
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:49 am to Napoleon
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Wouldn't expelled gas go the other way and stay? b
I think your pants act as a fart balloon. You'd have to try and fart and walk pantsless to test this though like some kind of myth buster.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:51 am to Napoleon
quote:
There has to be science behind it
Jet wash. It's what killed goose
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:52 am to Napoleon
Well most of it still is in your clothes, etc so will slowly leak out and not come out all at once.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:53 am to Napoleon
Think about when you drive through leaves or grass clippings in the road. The wind disturbs them but they als are pulled in the direction you were traveling.
ETA you crop dusting son of a bitch.
ETA you crop dusting son of a bitch.
This post was edited on 3/15/17 at 10:54 am
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:55 am to Napoleon
Not all of it gets out of your underwear/pants at the moment you let it rip.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 10:57 am to Napoleon
Don't you watch NASCAR it's the draft
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:00 am to CaptainsWafer
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when you drive through leaves or grass clippings in the road
another thread that is needed... Is it just me, or does it seem like more and more people just blow their grass trimmings into traffic/ the street?
I swear every car wash and I get grass blown all over the ride by some guy with a blower. Even worse, I just got my truck painted. Lawn guys for my neighbor come and blow trimmings all over it. I can't even wash it yet, only hose it off. What they hell ever happened to raking and bagging? I never had a blower growing up.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:07 am to Teufelhunden
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Jet wash. It's what killed goose
frick man c'mon
This post was edited on 3/15/17 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:51 am to Napoleon
quote:Little known fact: farts get homesick.
There has to be science behind it, as it makes no sense to me.
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