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re: How do you treat yo self when the wife is out of town?

Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:30 pm to
Posted by coopsdad
Luling, LA
Member since Sep 2009
916 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:30 pm to
That's a bold move Cotton. Tinder and a wife? Wow!
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5275 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Take a shite with the bathroom door open.

Literally do this every day of my life.
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:45 pm to
Google cast my porn to the big screen in the living room.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29722 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 7:59 pm to
My wife never goes out of town.
Posted by Peepdip
Member since Aug 2016
4946 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:11 pm to
Get high, read a book, jack off. Not always in that order
Posted by specchaser
lafayette
Member since Feb 2008
2586 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:24 pm to
Watch whatever the f I want. Get shitfaced on my patio. Piss in the yard. Eat a steak. Prank call my other loser married friends. Not always in that order.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:25 pm to
quote:


Literally do this every day of my life.



This. Nothing better than shitting with the door open.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72596 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:27 pm to
I would trade that to shower outdoors when it is warm...
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:33 pm to
Well I'm divorced now.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

How do you treat yo self

I'm often kind of aloof with myself. Sometimes it feels like I don't even take my feelings into consideration. I'm committed to working on it though. I hope I don't break up with myself.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:57 pm to
Beat my meat like it owes me money and cocaine
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18367 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:58 pm to
Fatty food that makes me fart and a crude movie.

Once you get married and have kids, the little things go a lot further.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89788 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 8:58 pm to
You gotta wait for your wife to leave town first?
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19249 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:03 pm to
I'm older them most on here ( 50 this month) but I usually go to the show if anything that I want to see early. Then off to the casino for some black jack and three card poker
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30379 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Piss in the sink.


That's something I once did at a Preservation Hall waitress's kitchen. Slept on a big air mattress on the floor of her living room with her. She and another girl had a one bedroom apt where you had to walk through the bedroom to get to the bath. I did it twice in the dark during the night. Saw there were dishes in it the next morning.

Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:14 pm to
Lots and lots of blow. Then I go out and get sloots that I don't have to pay for.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:16 pm to
Of course you need a side piece. Tinder is great for that.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24475 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:22 pm to
Let the dog sit in her spot on the couch
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59471 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:22 pm to
Heroin
Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5914 posts
Posted on 10/6/16 at 9:24 pm to
i let my girlfriend hang around for breakfast
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