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How do you feel about burial pods? aka come back as a tree
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:37 pm
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These are proposed burial pods
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Instead of being buried in a coffin;a body is placed into a biodegradable pod, and placed beneath a tree
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Instead of a cemetery, a memorial forest is built (grown)
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Forests will be grown with a variety of trees, and attract wildlife
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Trees would take nutrients from the biodegrading pod for years to come
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:40 pm to hawgfaninc
I'm okay with that concept, as long as I don't get chopped down and turned into construction paper for some kindergartner to glue to his forehead.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:42 pm to hawgfaninc
But what kind of tree would you be?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:42 pm to hawgfaninc
Hawg,that's just weird bro.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:43 pm to hawgfaninc
Sounds kinda cool. Just sucks that I'll be toilet paper.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:43 pm to hawgfaninc
How will a tree help me in the afterlife?
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:43 pm to hawgfaninc
I'd want a shitload of bees to live up in my trunk and I'd require bi-weekly milkings because of all that maple syrup I would undoubtedly be producing
Upon the agreement of those two conditions, I'd be more than down.
Upon the agreement of those two conditions, I'd be more than down.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:44 pm to hawgfaninc
I want to be a baobab. Bc I like the word.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:49 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
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But what kind of tree would you be?
Quercus michauxii
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:51 pm to biglego
Sounds like a good idea, until... The tree dies, dog starts pissing on it daily, or you sell the house.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:52 pm to matsuflex
But I'll be dead so I won't care
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:56 pm to hawgfaninc
Would actually be pretty cool until the tree died or something. Or was struck by lightening. Or a forest fire...
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:56 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
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But what kind of tree would you be?
A stately oak
Posted on 2/26/15 at 11:57 pm to hawgfaninc
This is not ok...... like at all.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:01 am to Cosmo
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How will a tree help me in the afterlife?
It sops up bullshite and gives your great grand kids a crotch to ride.
Posted on 2/27/15 at 12:04 am to hawgfaninc
Somewhere
out there
Updyke is fapping to this
out there
Updyke is fapping to this
Posted on 2/27/15 at 1:02 am to hawgfaninc
Cool idea. I'd be down for it, but I'll be dead so I'd rather my loved ones do whatever with my body that gives them the most comfort.
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