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how do y'all handle Mormons/jehovas?
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:48 pm
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:48 pm
I was eating dinner. Hear a knock at the door. Two young very attractive girls. They ask about my roommate's SO. Who just moved out. Not putting two and two together with the pins on their shirts. I explain to them She's not here. Do they want her cell. I figured they were friends of hers. They didn't sound like they were from south Louisiana. I gave them the cell number. Then they start talking to me about their faith. Asked to come in. Well right about this time. Keep in mind I was watching sopranos before I got up. The show cuts to a sex scene. Titties. Moaning. Right in view of the door. I was about to invite them in. Well. Let's just say they didn't come in.
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Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:49 pm to tigersownall
Simple. "Get off my lawn."
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:49 pm to tigersownall
Tell them to frick off like any other door to door solicitor
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:49 pm to tigersownall
Like anyone on the OT answers their own door
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:49 pm to tigersownall
Fart and stare
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:49 pm to tigersownall
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:50 pm to tigersownall
We got a couple dudes who visited our house at 8am on July 5th when I was in high school, white button ups and nerdy arse helmets. We were still awake and drunk as all hell... so we chased them out of the yard while tearing up their pamphlets.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:50 pm to tigersownall
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Two young very attractive girls.
pics?
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:50 pm to Doosh606
No you didn't
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:51 pm to tigersownall
When the Mormons come by looking for my wife (grew up in Utah), I always offer them a Coke and a smile.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:52 pm to SuperSaint
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No you didn't
I wasn't aware you were a mind reader... forgot to mention the parents were out of town, and it's a no soliciting neighborhood. We were not big fans of God back then.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:52 pm to Doosh606
This also struck me. They said "your probably used to seeing our elders" come to think of it. Most of the regulars are younger than me. Elders are 20 years old?
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:52 pm to tigersownall
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I was eating dinner. Hear a knock at the door. Two young very attractive girls. They ask about my roommate's SO. Who just moved out. Not putting two and two together with the pins on their shirts. I explain to them She's not here. Do they want her cell. I figured they were friends of hers. They didn't sound like they were from south Louisiana. I gave them the cell number. Then they start talking to me about their faith. Asked to come in. Well right about this time. Keep in mind I was watching sopranos before I got up. The show cuts to a sex scene. Titties. Moaning. Right in view of the door. I was about to invite them in. Well. Let's just say they didn't come in
Was this previously a telegram?
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:52 pm to HubbaBubba
Just answer the door naked
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:53 pm to tigersownall
I invite them in and offer them a cold beverage . I am strong enough in my Catholic faith to simply talk to someone. Heck, they are trying to spread Jesus's message. I'm not going to do that. So, bravo to them!
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:53 pm to tigersownall
That's kind of tricky.
Usually don't answer the door unless they're really persistent. "Good luck," "have a nice day," or "stay out of the heat" are about the best any solicitors will get out of me.
Once you're in a residential area, it's not just the churchy people, it's every Hector and Julio wanting to paint cher ouce, or some strung out looking dude wanting to paint the sidewalk numbers. Gets tiresome.
Usually don't answer the door unless they're really persistent. "Good luck," "have a nice day," or "stay out of the heat" are about the best any solicitors will get out of me.
Once you're in a residential area, it's not just the churchy people, it's every Hector and Julio wanting to paint cher ouce, or some strung out looking dude wanting to paint the sidewalk numbers. Gets tiresome.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:54 pm to tigersownall
I just very politely tell them I'm a Christian and secure in my beliefs and wish them a nice day. No need to be rude to them. When I used to buy cases of individual bottles of water I would offer them a water to go if it was hot outside.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:55 pm to brgfather129
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Was this previously a telegram?
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:57 pm to lsunurse
I didn't mean to come off as rude. I would have liked to talk to them actually. I just didn't think they sent out attractive women to spread the word. Last time this happened. It was two mawmaws. They knocked on the door while I was in the middle of jerking it.
Posted on 8/11/16 at 7:58 pm to lsunurse
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I just very politely tell them I'm a Christian and secure in my beliefs
I used to, but realized that isn't enough for the kind of zealots who go door to door. I just keep it short if I answer the door at all.
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