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Cosmo
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How do fat people use the bathroom?
Poop has to traverse like 2 feet of arse crack to get out. It must take them a whole roll of TP to clean that up. And what about the people that are so fat they can't even reach to wipe?

I'd appreciate an answer from the board fatties. (elle, houstonchick, ramrod)


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gazelles
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
They probably don't, hence the smell.


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LSUballs
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
This one fat bitch was still sitting on the shitter when she flushed it and because her fat rolls rolled over the sides of the toilet seat and blocked off all the air, the suction that the departing water created sucked her intestines right out of her fat arse and made her die.


TigeRoots
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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This one fat bitch was still sitting on the shitter when she flushed it and because her fat rolls rolled over the sides of the toilet seat and blocked off all the air, the suction that the departing water created sucked her intestines right out of her fat arse and made her die.


Damn.


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Cosmo
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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This one fat bitch was still sitting on the shitter when she flushed it and because her fat rolls rolled over the sides of the toilet seat and blocked off all the air, the suction that the departing water created sucked her intestines right out of her fat arse and made her die.


WTF

Link?


Hotlanta Tigerbot
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Lacour
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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This one fat bitch was still sitting on the shitter when she flushed it and because her fat rolls rolled over the sides of the toilet seat and blocked off all the air, the suction that the departing water created sucked her intestines right out of her fat arse and made her die.



True story.


LSUballs
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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Link?



Don't have one. You'll have to take my word for it.


Flamefighter
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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This one fat bitch was still sitting on the shitter when she flushed it and because her fat rolls rolled over the sides of the toilet seat and blocked off all the air, the suction that the departing water created sucked her intestines right out of her fat arse and made her die.



dinner roll
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw it happen at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty true.


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BOSCEAUX
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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sucked her intestines right out of her fat arse and made her die.


I love the made her die line.

Isn't this a joke about a fat bitch on a cruise ship though.


Kafka
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
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Isn't this a joke about a fat bitch on a cruise ship though


Actually it happened in a McDonald's restroom to La-a


BOSCEAUX
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Flamefighter
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
Last week we had to assist a very obese woman that had fallen in the bathtub.(She was packed in there too). She said she was bleeding, but didn't know if it was was coming from her rectum or her vagina. I had to walk out of the bathroom when she said this.


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dukke v
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How do fat people use the bathroom?



Ask ROCKET!!!


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Weaver
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
Pics or gtfo


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TommyCheeseballs
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re: How do fat people use the bathroom?
I think there's a stick people can buy to reach back there to assist in the wiping process.


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