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re: How are movie theaters still closed?

Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:53 pm to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4151 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:53 pm to
Hell there never is anyone there to begin with, virus or not.

Abandoned malls are great for social distancing, as well as pretzels and urban fashion.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5205 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:56 pm to
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DIE JUST TO SEE A MOVIE?!? ARE YOU JUST DYING TO SEE A MOVIE?!?? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1862 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:57 pm to
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my frnd. broad theater in Nola open for business. go there if you need a film


I swear to god, if this is a spin off of TulaneLSU’s bullshite I will start some carnage. I hate that schtick.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30237 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 7:58 pm to
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You craving that buttered popcorn and juju bees, ya fatty?



frick you, movie theater popcorn is delicious
Posted by shifty94
San Antonio, TX
Member since Oct 2010
2846 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:01 pm to
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I believe it’s because studios aren’t releasing any movies right now. I’d love for them to open and play classic movies though



I know some places are. The original Jurassic Park was the the highest grossing movie of the weekend a few weeks back.
Posted by TigerCub
Team Boxtard
Member since May 2006
20518 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:07 pm to
Pretty sure movie theaters can open in most states now. The big chains are not opening because there are no new films to watch now. They won’t make much of a profit showing old classics.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:11 pm to
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agree. X% capacity, mandatory masks.... no reason they can’t be allowed to open.
sounds reasonable but I bet most would lose more money by doing that. Might have a better chance of long term survival negotiating with landlord and keeping operating costs low.
Posted by Nephropidae
Brentwood
Member since Nov 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:11 pm to
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agree. X% capacity, mandatory masks.... no reason they can’t be allowed to open.
sounds reasonable but I bet most would lose more money by doing that. Might have a better chance of long term survival negotiating with landlord and keeping operating costs low.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66548 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:12 pm to
I hope theaters go the way of the dinosaur. I’m all for in home releases.
Posted by YF12
Ottobaan
Member since Nov 2019
4451 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:16 pm to
Sucks for movie theaters.

Hopefully Hollywood gets absolutely destroyed by this shite though. I want to see all those cuunts getting foreclosed on and kicked to the street.

They are the staunch supporters of the failure that is big gov.
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:16 pm to
They won’t be open until December
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16034 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:20 pm to
They didnt clean those places worth a frick before all this mess, you think they gonna thoroughly clean now?
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36905 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:23 pm to
Going to a movie at 25% capacity sounds great.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79516 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:25 pm to
Dave and Busters is also open. Yea sounds like fun to go touch a bunch of buttons that 200 other people have also touched
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:26 pm to
it's very enjoyable. go to broad theater and watch space jam. grab a cocktail and no stinky arse ppl close to you. very great experience for me
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14158 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:27 pm to
How are most movie theaters not closed up for good?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:28 pm to
Space jam is a fine movie but not exactly one I crave the theater experience for
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7667 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:30 pm to
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spin off of TulaneLSU’s bullshite


I got two good ones:

Old movie theaters of New Orleans
Former Drive Ins in New Orleans and what is there now
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
17836 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:33 pm to
me neither dude. but it feels good to be a normal person so I been going to them. very fun for me
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
25416 posts
Posted on 7/19/20 at 8:35 pm to
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WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
100% truth and yet they still gave PPP money to funeral homes to keep them from going under.
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