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Hiker brings home Diamond Python to show kids, things go sideways
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:14 pm
FUKKK THIS
What a dumbass
What a dumbass
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An unidentified hiker in Australia was “extremely lucky” after being bitten by what he thought was a harmless diamond python, which he had captured and took home to show his kids.
Unfortunately, it was a case of mistaken identity, as the reptile turned out to be a poisonous broad-headed snake, which looks very similar to a diamond python.
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Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:15 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Australia
You won't catch me near ANY animal here. Everything there is trying to kill you.
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poisonous
Venomous
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:16 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Trashy
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:17 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I wanna know more about this Women’s Wee.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:17 pm to Ingeniero
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You won't catch me near ANY animal here. Everything there is trying to kill you.
Pretty much.
A cousin of mine from there says even the birds there are aggressive and will go for your eyes. Let alone all the venomous shite everywhere.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:18 pm to OldHickory
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I wanna know more about this Women’s Wee.
same here, inquiring minds and all, and WTF would anyone bring home a snake??
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:21 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
ETA:
it was the Cassowary that can and will eviscerate you if it thinks you're disrespecting it. It has a 5 inch claw and it has a penchant of jumping and kicking. On a human, this means it will gut you quick fast and in a hurry.
it was the Cassowary that can and will eviscerate you if it thinks you're disrespecting it. It has a 5 inch claw and it has a penchant of jumping and kicking. On a human, this means it will gut you quick fast and in a hurry.
This post was edited on 11/6/23 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:22 pm to Ingeniero
frick off, i legit dont even want to go there.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:22 pm to Ingeniero
In America we kill harmless snakes because they kind of look like a dangerous and venomous snake.
In Australia every other snake is deadly, but some ole baw brings one home to his kids thinking it’s a mostly peaceful and harmless one.
In Australia every other snake is deadly, but some ole baw brings one home to his kids thinking it’s a mostly peaceful and harmless one.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:25 pm to Ingeniero
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Australia
You won't catch me near ANY animal here. Everything there is trying to kill you.
Yeah the Koalas and the wombats are real dangerous.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:25 pm to Motorboat
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Koalas
will rip you a new one, they're tPOS
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:27 pm to 777Tiger
Near sighted, nasty, and infected with chlamidia.
Which means they are like your average hippie.
Which means they are like your average hippie.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:29 pm to Motorboat
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Yeah the Koalas and the wombats are real dangerous.
the platypus has venom i believe. Kangaroos can disembowel you. the crocs and great whites are friendly though lol
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:31 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
He should know that EVERYTHING in Australia can kill you
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:33 pm to Ingeniero
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quote: poisonous Venomous
isn't the venom poisonous to humans?
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:35 pm to 777Tiger
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WTF would anyone bring home a snake??
It’s like the Polack joke of one walking home with a big piece of horse shite in his hands and telling everyone “Look at what I almost stepped in!”
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:36 pm to Stevo
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isn't the venom poisonous to humans?
If it bites you and you die it's venomous. If you bite it and you die it's poisonous.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:36 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
A black snake? Does the Devil himself need to pop out of it and tell this idiot hiker to leave it the frick alone?
Darwin missed on this guy.
Darwin missed on this guy.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Australian Man: The international version of the Florida Man
This post was edited on 11/6/23 at 7:41 pm
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