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Hi-tech mattress to bust cheaters
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:04 am
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:04 am
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A new high-tech mattress detects hanky-panky and informs the owner via a mobile app. Reacting to a report that Spain has a high rate of infidelity, a Spanish mattress firm didn’t take the news lying down, the Local in Spain reports.
Durmet developed the Smarttress and its “Lover Detection System.” Twenty-four ultrasonic sensors measure “suspicious movement” in the bed, transmitting data of the tryst, including a 3D mattress model to show where most of the exertion is taking place.
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Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:06 am to LSUTANGERINE
Kids jumping on the bed going to cause a spike in murder and divorce.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:06 am to LSUTANGERINE
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including a 3D mattress model to show where most of the exertion is taking place.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:08 am to LSUTANGERINE
You deserve to get caught if your fricking your side piece at home.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:08 am to LSUTANGERINE
What about vigorous masturbation?
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:09 am to BOSCEAUX
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Kids jumping on the bed going to cause a spike in murder and divorce.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:09 am to LSUTANGERINE
They got a high tech kitchen counter coming out anytime soon? Could have helped me end my second marriage a lot sooner
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:09 am to LSUTANGERINE
I'm confused. What does this have to do with bashing cops??
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:10 am to LucasP
So basically, you could chart the love making for a year and then show your wife the proof that she doesn't give it up much at all.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:10 am to Upperdecker
Can it detect consent vs rape?
Signed - Trillhog
Signed - Trillhog
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:14 am to LSUTANGERINE
Does it take pictures?
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:14 am to BOSCEAUX
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Kids jumping on the bed going to cause a spike in murder and divorce.
If you frick like kids jumping on the bed, you aren't doing it right.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:17 am to foshizzle
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If you frick like kids jumping on the bed, you aren't doing it right.
In my scenario she is being double penetrated.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:17 am to LSUTANGERINE
Bet Oscar Pistorius tested the prototype
Insult to injury when you find your wife getting plowed on your side of the bed.
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including a 3D mattress model to show where most of the exertion is taking place.
Insult to injury when you find your wife getting plowed on your side of the bed.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:21 am to LSUTANGERINE
If you're to the point of buying a special mattress to see if your SO is cheating, it's pretty much over at that point anyway.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:23 am to LSUTANGERINE
The Larose version is billed as a Jody Posterpedic.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:26 am to LSUTANGERINE
So... Sex everywhere except the bed?
No problem.
No problem.
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:37 am to LSUTANGERINE
I can just see the commercials.
"Roberto likes a soft mattress. I prefer a firm one. And his mistress prefers reverse cowgirl at the foot of the bed!
What's your cheat number?"
"Roberto likes a soft mattress. I prefer a firm one. And his mistress prefers reverse cowgirl at the foot of the bed!
What's your cheat number?"
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:40 am to LSUTANGERINE
George Jefferson would be fricked
Posted on 4/19/16 at 7:57 am to BigPerm30
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You deserve to get caught if you're fricking your side piece at home
Truth
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