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re: Have you ever cheated death?

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Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:32 pm to
Tried to roll out on a craigslist prostitute back in high school and me and my associate were fired upon by her pimp. A bullet whizzed by my head. I didn't even bang her.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:33 pm to
Got the green light on my bike, I couldn't clip in the first time. As I was halfway through the intersection, a car whizzed past me going 50mph with its driver staring at her phone texting through her red light.
Posted by Veritas
Raleigh, NC
Member since Feb 2005
6245 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:34 pm to
Got hit (on foot) by a Suburban XL going about 30-35. Elbow went through the windshield. Put a softball sized hole in it. Flew about 15 ft on a sidewalk. Bounced up, looked at my arm and saw some bone, immediately started going into shock and was fading. No broken bones, but wicked nice scar on my forearm from 18 sutures and about 40 stitches.

Moral of the story...don't run in the streets on Halloween night at ECU.
This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 10:35 pm
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:35 pm to
15 years old deer hunting, bullet got jammed in my lever action 30/30... Couldn't get the bullet out and was hunting by myself... Bright idea to kick the lever down, when I kicked it the bullet discharged passed my face... I don't know how close I was to dying that day, but since then I'm one of the safest hunters you'll ever meet...
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11562 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:38 pm to
Tried to jump a three wheeler across Bayou Teche when I was a kid. Me and my brother were on the bike and obviously didn't make it across. The bike landed one top of us and pushed us down into water while knocking our breath out. We both made it to the surface but it felt like an eternity under water.
Posted by Franticlethargy
I'm always lurking...
Member since Aug 2014
306 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:39 pm to
Took a trip from wisky to tex, 18 yrs old, drove strait through. About 100 miles from my destination I got sleepy. Woke up going 55mph in a wheat field, I had missed the electric poles. I got back on the highway and pulled over, popped the hood, so much wheat
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52646 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:39 pm to
I swallowed a battery
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:40 pm to
Yes but i dont like.to speak of it. Still makes me nauseous when I think about it.
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13446 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:43 pm to
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i was 16 in 2002, bought cigarettes and walked out of a gas station


that's insane. Didn't realize how young you are, did you manage to catch Viduka, Kewell, Smith and co in those days?

This post was edited on 8/27/15 at 10:44 pm
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124509 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:43 pm to
I was in a real bad car accident on my 17th birthday. I was driving to go rent that Britney Spears movie and some guy ran a stop sign going 45. Car flipped a few times and then caught on fire. Neighbors that saw it helped me out before fire department and ems got on scene
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:45 pm to
I went to the Poli board
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45786 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:46 pm to
Centered a tree in a VW Bug. No seatbelt on. Smashed out the windshield with my head, ripped my nose in two and suffered fractured ribs with internal bleeding, concussion and a broken ankle.

That's about as close as I've knowingly come. I was 13 years old and had stolen my sister's car for a joy ride.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67591 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:49 pm to
Hit by a drunk driver going 100 mph...walked away.

Guy tripping on acid pointed a gun at me and had a machete in his other hand...being drunk I told him if he shot me he better kill me...still here
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45786 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

Winner.
I'd say.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

I had a whipple surgery at age 35. That counts.


Had to google this.... Glad it was successful.
Posted by zelman
Bogan Walk
Member since Feb 2015
2400 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:01 pm to
I once drove down Mohican after sundown
Posted by robins08
Alexandria
Member since Mar 2012
609 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:07 pm to
Had a one hour delay on way to hunting camp on Christmas two years ago . Tornado hit our mobile home 30 minutes before I got there . Would have died for sure ...
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8067 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:10 pm to
Was in the Superdome on 1/9/12
Posted by 504ByrdGang
Member since Nov 2013
2495 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:32 pm to
During a saint game me and my cousins were bbq and it was raining that day. The streets started to flood a little and is being the dumbasses we are played in the rain. After about 5 mins of we walked back up to the grill under the porch and no less than 5 seconds later lighting struck where we were just standing. It sounded like a bomb went off with a huge flash of light. I have also been shot at and robbed and the guy put the gun to my head and was trying to cock it back but the gun was jammed and he let me go.
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
4414 posts
Posted on 8/27/15 at 11:41 pm to
I was prepped for a 30 minute appendectomy at age 43. 4 hours later, surgeon walked into waiting room and told my wife she almost a widow. Appendix had ruptured, rotted and scarred.
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