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re: Guy dies while having orgasm during sex.....

Posted on 1/27/21 at 12:14 am to
Posted by TchoupitoulasTiger
NOLA
Member since May 2011
1223 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 12:14 am to
quote:

There's no better feeling than laying under the sheets with your arm around a woman, falling asleep with a feeling of primal conquest in your caveman brain - all your problems solved, your duties fulfilled, as if you had just marched into Rome with an army at your back.


You sir, have scribed some of the most beautiful prose to grace this most established and honored board.
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 1:29 am to
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This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 4:07 pm
Posted by RexKramer
Chicago
Member since Nov 2020
411 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 1:38 am to
Where's the stiff? Said every old police detective....
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8539 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 2:13 am to
If I could choose how I go out, that would be it, lucky bastard.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 2:13 am to
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Ethical question...what if the dude dies and the chick isn’t finished. Is it bad form if she needs to go a bit longer to finish?


Sort of related, my friend who at the time was in his late 30s was given a few of the “blue” pills by a drug rep friend. He decided to try one out, getting the desired result he literally wore himself out. Finally he told his wife, “I can’t take any more, I’m going to sleep, go ahead and knock yourself out if you want, just throw the blanket over it when you’re finished.”
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65856 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 3:00 am to
Three pages and no- “He died doing what he loved.”?

OT is slipping.
Posted by Barroom
Georgia
Member since Jan 2021
372 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 4:38 am to
Didn't this happen to a vice president back in the 70's?
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4635 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 5:10 am to
He was Cumming as he was Going
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12481 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 5:28 am to
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Thought for sure that would happen to me a couple of times.

And I was by myself.


Here lies Willie Stroker, he beat himself to death with one hand.
Posted by MickeyLikesDags21
Member since Apr 2019
6640 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 5:41 am to
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bit poetic if you knocked someone up while dying


Gives a whole new meaning to, "she sucked the life out of him."
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 5:47 am to
I call dibs on that woman.

Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 6:10 am to
There was a story from several years back when a couple were at a resort and had sex in the bathtub/hot tub. The Husband was on top and goes into cardiac arrest, falls on the woman, AND DROWNS HER. Oh, and they were at the resort for their daughter's wedding.

NY Post article
This post was edited on 1/27/21 at 6:12 am
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64725 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 6:11 am to
I keep working on it.
Posted by themunch
Earth. maybe
Member since Jan 2007
64725 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 6:12 am to
well damn.

quote:

The Husband was on top and goes into cardiac arrest, falls on the woman, AND DROWNS HER.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66251 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 6:49 am to
i mean if ya gotta go..



come and go at the same time
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4772 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 6:52 am to
cirle of life man dies having an orgasm which is the same thing the started the process of making him.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3241 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 7:10 am to
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that’s how they got Rockin’ Dopsie too


You may be thinking of Clifton Chenier, the King of Zydeco. My friend was a new writer at the Opelousas newspaper. They found him at the little motel west of I49 in Grand Cocteau. They said he had a smile from ear to ear. The young lady who reported the death was no relation.

...of course, Rockin Doopsie could have gone the same way. Those accordion players slay!
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27457 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 7:29 am to
It's not the orgasm. It was the strain leading up to it. Too much tension strain can cause strokes.
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2509 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:26 am to
cher, i tink she choked!!!!!
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11862 posts
Posted on 1/27/21 at 11:40 am to
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thats the way I want togo


dying by having sex with a Malawan prostitute?

No thank you.
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