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re: Guy dies while having orgasm during sex.....

Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34243 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:25 pm to
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She fricked the man so good.. he died.


She literally fricked him to death.

This post was edited on 1/26/21 at 9:26 pm
Posted by RDOtiger
Zachary
Member since Oct 2013
1146 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:27 pm to
When I was 13-years-old there was I guy I knew that was a senior in high school who died in his closet this way. His mother found him naked with a belt around his neck. It blew my mind because I was young and never heard of that kind of shite in 1983.
Posted by bouefbengal
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
2320 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:30 pm to
Heard Matthew McConaughy on the Stern Show say that’s how his dad died and his mom didn’t his body covered as they wheeled him out to the ambulance so everyone could see he died with a hard on

Posted by GoT1de
Alabama
Member since Aug 2009
5041 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:31 pm to
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3385 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:35 pm to
Ladies, please! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5162 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:37 pm to
Worked with a guy this happened to. Unfortunately, it wasn’t with his wife either, but another co-worker. Talk about an awkward funeral.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61316 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:37 pm to
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Photoshopped images of packets of sugar marked “Phalombe sugar, take at your own risk” and a photo of a car overloaded with blokes captioned “Phalombe here we come” have saturated Malawian Facebook.



Seems there were other factors involved.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21938 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:40 pm to
I know of 3 people who died knocking some arse back. One was with a hoe.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19274 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:41 pm to
We should all be so lucky.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
3515 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 9:57 pm to
If he died before orgasm, they wouldn’t have been able to fully close the coffin lid.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12927 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 10:00 pm to
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Guy dies while having orgasm during sex.....

Thought for sure that would happen to me a couple of times.

And I was by myself.
Posted by Arthur Bach
Member since Jul 2016
2009 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 10:01 pm to
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More common than you would think



I mean, I’m no OT baller that’s been with more than they can count, but I’ve literally never heard of this.
Posted by GumbOrgeron
Member since Feb 2018
1426 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 10:05 pm to
How Matthew McConaugheys father died. He even told Matthew when he was younger that he’d die “while screwing your mother”
This post was edited on 1/26/21 at 10:06 pm
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1383 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 10:42 pm to
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Thought for sure that would happen to me a couple of times. And I was by myself.


quote:

Willie Stroker


Checks out
Posted by Arthur Bach
Member since Jul 2016
2009 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 10:53 pm to
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quote:
Thought for sure that would happen to me a couple of times. And I was by myself.


quote:
Willie Stroker


Checks out


This is peak humor on OT. I laughed out loud.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87479 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 11:02 pm to
that’s how they got Rockin’ Dopsie too
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 11:09 pm to
quote:

The way to go
I thought it was happening to me one time. Thought the heart was going down.

ruined my orgasm tbh, my girlfriend called one of her friends in a panic, which I'm glad she didn't call 911 in retrospect
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11375 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 11:31 pm to
Ethical question...what if the dude dies and the chick isn’t finished. Is it bad form if she needs to go a bit longer to finish?
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 11:31 pm to
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The way to go


I'd rather it be during post-coital naptime.

There's no better feeling than laying under the sheets with your arm around a woman, falling asleep with a feeling of primal conquest in your caveman brain - all your problems solved, your duties fulfilled, as if you had just marched into Rome with an army at your back.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6221 posts
Posted on 1/26/21 at 11:32 pm to
Doesn’t matter. Had sex.
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