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re: Greatest TD Stories of All Time

Posted on 12/18/14 at 2:56 pm to
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90449 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 2:56 pm to
Come on stout. Its hard to keep track of shite when all you do is lie
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
6962 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 2:59 pm to
Can someone recap the zombie manifesto in a sentence or two? I always hear that thread being referenced.
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Big Moe
Chicago
Member since Feb 2013
3989 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:01 pm to
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Also, was there ever a resolution to the guy who's gf was sleep walking/cheating on him at the camp?



That thread kept me awake while driving 16 hours from BR to Chicago
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:04 pm to
Here are some of the best quotes from PJ, stolen from the blackhead thread:

Some of his recent best work

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Preparing for what??? The worst day in my life was 09-11-01.... THEY invade MY country like NO other... IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.....................



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Boobs are overated.. I will take some creamy thighs and a great arse anyday over boobs... Plus I have seen your lips. Very Nice.......


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Depends on what chick you ask... I had a chick that was under 5 ft that said I created my own tunnel....


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What up dude... INVENTORY!!!!!!!!! Yes I am at work AGAIN this weekend.........


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Well got up at 4:30. Did my stretching, and got to work by 6:30.. Already pulled two orders and working on the third... ALOT more productive than your fatass.......


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Well............. What can I say.. It happened............ A great night... BUT it has happened about 20 times........

What can I say... I have the package and the way with women.......


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But I have had two of them doing the same thing and then turn to me and say "COME SEE BIG BOY"...


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I GOT 9 inches of SUPER MEAT that works ALL THE TIME.......................


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Only if she asks for my #. Then I give her my # and SIZE. Smiles all-around......


THE BEST!!!

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This one chick was real flirty with me. Started asking me all sorts of stuff and asked for my # so I gave it to her and said I got a nice big treat for her. And she said "let me see it". I said "right here"??? She said sure why not I have seen a bunch of cocks while working here. I got my food and drove off.


and

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When she said that about seeing all those cocks, It made me feel a little weird. Wasn't about to show off the goods and have her start screaming that I was exposing myself to her. I like showing off my shite, But only In the right setting.......




Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
13594 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:04 pm to
Who was it with the Annoy-a-tron thing in his office giving the play by play?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:05 pm to
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Now when being called out on it your cancer is real again?



Did he have a specific type of cancer or was it just cancer?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167141 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:06 pm to
Just cancer
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:10 pm to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:20 pm to
I heard that is the worst kind!
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90449 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:22 pm to
Wow. Actually laughing my arse off
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

What can I say... I have the package and the way with women......


He has "the package!"
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30593 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:45 pm to
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quote: Only if she asks for my #. Then I give her my # and SIZE. Smiles all-around



Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81261 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:46 pm to
The working inventory line made me laugh the hardest for some reason
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132251 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:50 pm to
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Who was it with the Annoy-a-tron thing in his office giving the play by play?



Annoy A Tron Day 7
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:53 pm to
Dude is so funny! He really is one of the best posters on TD when you consider all of the entertainment he provides.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81261 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 3:57 pm to
He told a guy on the Msb the other day that he was going to smash the guy's head into concrete in a Beckham thread

quote:

Anytime you want your head SLAMMED into the concrete..Let me know...........
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 4:00 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 4:08 pm to
He has threatened the lives of pretty much every poster on here at one point or another!
Posted by monroe71201
Where you live
Member since Oct 2011
472 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 5:08 pm to
I think of 2 great threads on the OT. The first one eventually got anchored but was about Stewart Smith. It was so good it was copied and emailed around town to everyone who knows Stew.

The second was more of a series of threads that supposedly got moved to the "Classics board" and those are the ones about El Josey Wales. I never knew EJW, but I know his sister and 4LSU2 pretty well, and to see the people of the OT and the OB come together and help out this man's fmaily during a time that I can't even begin to imagine is pretty awesome. Most people didn't know each other outside of this board yet they all came together to help fulfill a need, which I think is pretty amazing.
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