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re: Gordon McKernan Advertising

Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by Fus0623
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2015
88772 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:44 pm to
Where tf is the homie Morrris Bart?
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 8:44 pm
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10188 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:46 pm to
Is that George Zimmerman?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48847 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:56 pm to
quote:

So an employee who is pulling an equipment trailer with a pricey piece on it stops in a gas station to fuel up (in Opelousas ) and after he's done he's having trouble leaving because a young girl in an older white Kia is in the way. He asks her twice to move up just a foot or two. She ignores him. He inches up, inching, inching and manages to rub a bit of trailer tire onto the bumper of her old car. She runs at my guy waving her arms. Her first comment? "I HATE white people!" She asks "what is that thing on the trailer? I like it. I'm going to have it! I'm going to have your truck ,too." Then she gets on the phone and calls her sistahs. "Get over here QUICK" Then she calls the cops. Meanwhile the other girls get there. Cop pulls up and they all roll out of the car holding their necks and crying for an ambulance.



Yeah I'm gonna call bullshite.

And I've known Gordon since 9th grade and he is a nice guy and an absolute marketing genius.

And the building was paid for. No bank involved. Read his books.
Posted by wpsnickers
Member since May 2004
2591 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:03 pm to
What a scumbag
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:54 pm to
He'll never be the official injury lawyer of LSU.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75209 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:39 am to
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13531 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:04 am to
So many people coming in to defend him as a nice guy when I didn't say anything negative about him at all - just stated that he's putting the same picture of himself ALL OVER TOWN, it's a bit much.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4982 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:09 am to
The dude is multimillionaire, he paid off those loans ages ago.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36372 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:43 am to
If I ever become a lawyer I want to be the biggest shyster billboard and bus bench lawyer ever. Shitty TV ads like AutoYes and all.

Side note: we have some Morris Bart billboard out here and close to B'ham
This post was edited on 2/27/16 at 2:48 am
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18905 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 4:41 am to
How can you say he is a "nice guy" when he is screwing you every day? He, and his ilk, are the sole reason we have the highest insurance rates in the nation. It's like my buddy who was the night guard for Saddam Hussein and watched soccer with him every night. He was saying what a cool dude he was and I was like "he's a fricking mass murderer you idiot."

I don't give a shite how cool or nice this guy may be to your face, he is a scumbag injury lawyer that takes money out of my pocket every day. FYI, two of my company vehicles involved in two separate low speed bump accidents. Total of property damage is $200 in one case (paint scratch buffed out of bumper) and $1000 (slight dent in side of fender) in the other. Total of "injury" lawsuits? Exceeding $100k as soon as they figured out they were company owned vehicles. He represents one of the lying bitches suing me.

frick him. frick him right where it hurts.
Posted by Taxing Tiger
Member since Mar 2013
635 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 6:38 am to
Exactly. Don't give a shite how nice he is. He's fricking us all.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13531 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 7:01 am to
But but but he gives 94 bikes away at Christmas!
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20330 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:27 am to
Better Call Saul
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
6999 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 8:30 am to
He got me $100,000 when I was in a wreck...oh wait....it was the other guy !!!!
Posted by TROCKS50
Member since Jan 2013
1111 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 12:01 am to
I drove from Dallas to New Orleans and back for the game this weekend.

I spotted his billboards on

1) I-20 West of Shreveport

2) Several on I-49

3) On I-10 between BR and NOLA

4) On I-110 in Baton Rouge

5) On I-12 between Covington and BR


He leaves few nooks uncovered
This post was edited on 9/4/17 at 12:06 am
Posted by HeadedToTheWoods
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Dec 2013
1039 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 12:26 am to
Injury lawyers are con artists. Nice my arse. My insurance keeps going up and I've never hit a soul in my 30 years of driving. Screw him and all the others.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:12 am to
All the billboards in the world won't make him the official injury lawyer of LSU.
Posted by lammo
RIP LAMMO
Member since Aug 2005
9358 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:49 am to
Injury lawyers are not the reason insurance rates in Louisiana are high. Bad roads and bridges, bad and poorly educated drivers drive like idiots and drink or text while driving, and a rotten insurance commissioner that is in bed with the insurance companies have a lot more to do with it.

There are injury lawyers with billboards in every state. But nationwide, suit filings are down, the percentage of plaintiff verdicts are down, and jury awards are down.

Sorry your company is getting sued. Maybe your employees shouldn't cause accidents. But the amount of impact is not usually determinative of injuries. Every auto accident is different. Some major impacts, even rollovers, do not result in injury. Some minor impacts do. Ask an orthopedist or chiropractor, and they will confirm this. It all depends on physics and chance.

It's like buying eggs at the supermarket. You have to open up the carton to check every egg, because even a carton that appears to be intact can hold a cracked egg if it is bumped the wrong way.
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 6:52 am to
A bunch of his billboards have bible verses on them, pretty ironic and it pisses me off
Posted by NyCaLa
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1017 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 7:26 am to
quote:

Gordon's cool but I wish legal ads could revert to pre-1980's advertising standards


Yes, PLEASE.
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