re: Gold Bond is awesome

Best thread this week

I hasn't had chaffing issues since I stopped playing football and lost weight

It's a nice feeling regardless

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I do live in South LA. I just don't have an issue with sweaty sack

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One day your nuts will drop, and they will sweat.

Some reviews:

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As a US Marine, I deployed to Afghanistan last year during the summer months. While on mission convoys, riding in an up-armored truck for hours on end, wearing over 100 lbs of gear in 128 degree heat, my balls would sweat and slide all over my leg like they were being sauteed in olive oil. I tried various powders only to have my balls looking like two powdered donut holes by the end of the day. I saw your product in a fitness magazine and decided to give it a try.

On the very next convoy, I decided to try out Fresh Balls. fricking INCREDIBLE!!! Even riding for 6 hours to our mission, despite sweating like a hooker in church, your product held up solidly as I probably could have struck a match on my balls they were so dry!

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No more stinky, sweaty, vinegar balls for me. Now my girlfriend will finally go down on me! Thanks, Fresh Balls.

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This product is great. I'm a male prostitute I need my genitals to be fresh at all times. Nothing turns a paying customer off more than a pair of acorns that reek like, well..... that reek like you're a male prostitute. I work mostly with older ladies who enjoy the company of an guy who has confidence that his bojangles smell clean and presentable. This product does that. Before I used Fresh Balls my giblets stuck to my leg and would smell like burnt plastic and garbage juice. My sales were terrible and I thought I would have to quit the biz and move back in with my parents. (My dad is an extremely successful male prostitute so this is even more embarrassing.) I tried everything from cologne, to Lysol, to actually washing them and nothing seemed to stop the stink. I bought Fresh Balls as a last ditch effort to save my career. Holy heck did it work! My marbles are clean, fresh, and ready to go at all times. No longer do I have to worry that if I pick up a Jill (what we call female customers in the biz) at the dollar store by my condo that my balls smell sour. They don't smell sour. They smell great. You don't have to be a male prostitute to buy this product. It works for everybody with a sack that wants it to smell like a summer breeze. My sack smells like a summer breeze. A summer breeze that will have sex with you for money. Thank you Fresh Balls!

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heard the same thing except it was 1000 fairies blowing on your balls

No surprise that big chick has a tongue piercing. It's about the only hole anyone would want to insert anything.

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You guys need to powder your balls?

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We'll seeing as I work outside in the south, yeah I need to powder my balls.

I have a portable fan and set it on a bench, sprawl out and put it full blast.

If there was heaven on earth...

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We'll seeing as I work outside in the south, yeah I need to powder my balls.

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Man, growing up, I worked for my dad's construction company every summer for like 5-6 years...baby powder, gold bond, etc. whatever you got - that shite is a life saver! lol

Good luck in the heat...traded for an office job but i do miss being outside some days

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"It's like a thousand midgets blowing on your balls"

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