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re: Glory hole incident at LSU

Posted on 2/6/16 at 10:44 am to
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 10:44 am to
quote:

The mayor of Walker, Rick Ramsey, said there is “very little doubt” that this is the same Michael Cupit who is serving as the city's prosecutor,


The mayor went on to say he would need to take a closer look at the video to be sure.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89500 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 10:45 am to
quote:

OMG That's Kafka!!!!
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 10:53 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:47 am
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6690 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:00 am to
If there is a hole in a stall I'm not going in. Don't care how bad I have to shite.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:02 am to
quote:

If there is a hole in a stall I'm not going in. Don't care how bad I have to shite.


you obviously have never hit the point of no return. When it's coming it's coming
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:03 am to
quote:

ichael B. Cupit, 60, put his penis through a hole in a restroom stall on a first floor bathroom in Tureaud Hall and asked another man to perform oral sex on him, according to his arrest warrant. Detectives say the victim filmed the incident.


"Ummmmm excuse me over there but would you mind blowing me when you are finished taking your shite? I'll just stick my dick through this hole and you can suck me off. Sure you can video it, perfect!"
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:04 am to
quote:

If there is a hole in a stall I'm not going in. Don't care how bad I have to shite


You are never going to get to suck any random bathroom dick with an attitude like that!
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55994 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:08 am to
quote:

If there is a hole in a stall I'm not going in. Don't care how bad I have to shite.


When you gotta go, there is not really a lot of choice unless you want to shite in your pants.

After reading this, I think I will just start carrying a big beefy rubber band in my pocket...if a schlong shows up, I will just give it a good snap with the rubber band and that will be the end of that shite...
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:11 am to
quote:

he sticks it through, asks for service, and hangs around dry long enough for the "victim" to call 911 and cops respond


Yeah really, I would think if you put your dick through and don't get any action, your next move would be to get out of there. Horniness knows no bounds I guess
Posted by Red Stick Tigress
Tiger Stadium
Member since Nov 2005
17846 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 11:15 am to
That's when you should carry super glue and surgical gloves.

Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
17689 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 12:10 pm to
Why not just chain ball-peen hammers in each stall?

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 12:11 pm to
Ball and peen is what this guy was looking for.
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54493 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 12:26 pm to
Tigress you sound like got some experience with this? You ever have a meat stick hit you upside the head while you were going to the bathroom?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55994 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

You ever have a meat stick hit you upside the head while you were going to the bathroom?


I laughed!...
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21504 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 12:58 pm to
Update: University of Mississippi School of law.

It figures
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54493 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 1:00 pm to
It just occurred to me I believe tigress is older she may not know what a meat stick is?





Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68518 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 1:08 pm to
This thread has me cracking up.
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20269 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Did he have to identify the culprit from a pantless police lineup?


Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.

Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 1:38 pm to
I would've grabbed and stretched it out to the handicap railing and tied it in a knot. But I couldn't run because I have no legs.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
6690 posts
Posted on 2/6/16 at 1:57 pm to
There is a corndog joke somewhere here.
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