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Getting my first massage
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:32 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:32 am
What's the secret code word needed to get the happy ending?
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Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:33 am to Tigerfan56
Bama sucks
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:34 am to Tigerfan56
Order a cup of boner soup
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:34 am to Tigerfan56
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
When you're on your back, just whisper "a little lower" until he finds it.
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
quote:
What's the secret code word needed to get the happy ending?
If it's truly that kind of place, you don't need a code... Just ask for it.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
Just get it hard, point to it, and say "it ain't gonna jerk itself off"
They will get the hint.
They will get the hint.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:37 am to Tigerfan56
When she flips you over on your back, just pitch a tent. No words need be exchanged. She will know. Good luck.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:39 am to gatorhater08
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:39 am to Tigerfan56
Whip it out
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:41 am to Tigerfan56
Just start jerking off in the lobby. They'll know what that means.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:42 am to Captain Crown
As an avid user of massage parlors the massage usually cost 60 bucks. I usually give them 120 up front and they know what the deal is. Give them a little more and u might get lucky with a bbbj (bareback blowjob). I've even had the pleasure of receiving sloppy toppy. Good luck. Don't talk too much always the risk of microphones. Good luck buddy
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:44 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:44 am to Tigerfan56
When she escorts you in leave her an extra dollar fiddy on the table and hand her a gigantic Hello Kitty dildo and a jar of Vaseline, fart loudly, and say "today is your lucky day".
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:45 am to Tigerfan56
You shove the cash in your arse crack. When she finds it, she'll ask you to roll over and it's on.
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:45 am to Tigerfan56
Just flip over on your back with a boner while in the middle of your back massage she will know what to do 
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:49 am to FLBooGoTigs1
If they offer a table shower you need to do it. They seriously clean everything including your butthole (my fav :) )
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:50 am to BananaManCan
quote:
As an avid user of massage parlors
I don't think that's something worthy of the prestige you assigned to it
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:52 am to BamaChemE
To each their own big boy ;)
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:52 am to BamaChemE
From his last post I think this guy is telling the truth
This post was edited on 1/14/17 at 11:54 am
Posted on 1/14/17 at 11:54 am to Tigerfan56
What fine establishment will you be using this afternoon?
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