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re: Getting married in 2 days.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:09 am to LSUengineer12
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:09 am to LSUengineer12
Women will always cost you. Marriage will definitely cost you.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:11 am to jampat
Out dated concept. I even recently had this discussion with a female who said monogamy was not for her.
As a married guy, my advice is don't be dumb. It all seems good till its bad. When it's bad you will want to equalize yourself.
Run for the hills
As a married guy, my advice is don't be dumb. It all seems good till its bad. When it's bad you will want to equalize yourself.
Run for the hills
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:11 am to LSUengineer12
Congrats
It only sucks 89% of the time
It only sucks 89% of the time
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:12 am to LSUengineer12
Have at least one night of sex scheduled. Seriously.
Otherwise, you'll be scrambling to make knuckle babies when she's goes to the grocery store to get a gallon of milk.
Otherwise, you'll be scrambling to make knuckle babies when she's goes to the grocery store to get a gallon of milk.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:18 am to LSUengineer12
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lsuengineer
She should married a processoperator.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:27 am to LSUengineer12
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Any last words of advice?
Get as many blowjobs from her as you can, while you can, because wedding cake apparently ends that.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:50 am to LSUengineer12
Do you think your bride to be has already done her ex one last time or will she wait until the night before the wedding?
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:51 am to LSUengineer12
If I'd be single with no kids I'd be a rich fricker
Have fun
Have fun
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:52 am to OweO
Probably night before, but I can't be sure. Jody is everywhere man.
This thread delivered.
This thread delivered.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:53 am to LSUengineer12
Get a blowjob. Because once you're married. They stop.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:54 am to udtiger
quote:this is the fricking truth right here
Get as many blowjobs from her as you can, while you can, because wedding cake apparently ends that.
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 8:57 am
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:57 am to LSUengineer12
Pick your battles carefully.
Don't worry about what other couples do or wish you were more like them. Everyone has issues.
Be yourself.
Don't cheat, it's simply not worth it. If you ever feel a desire to cheat, instead work on the cause at home.
Don't forget to have fun.
Don't worry about what other couples do or wish you were more like them. Everyone has issues.
Be yourself.
Don't cheat, it's simply not worth it. If you ever feel a desire to cheat, instead work on the cause at home.
Don't forget to have fun.
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to LSUengineer12
Hope it all works out for you. Congrats
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to CajunAlum Tiger Fan
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CajunAlum Tiger Fan
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:00 am to LSUengineer12
go to vegas and frick a lot of hookers from every race first
spearmint rhino offers nice packages
spearmint rhino offers nice packages
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:02 am to Breesus
I still get the same frequency I got before the marriage...none at all
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:06 am to LSUengineer12
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This thread delivered.
So does your bride to be.
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