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re: Getting married in 2 days.

Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:09 am to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:09 am to
Women will always cost you. Marriage will definitely cost you.
Posted by 54BogTiger
Bogalusa
Member since Aug 2004
257 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:11 am to
Out dated concept. I even recently had this discussion with a female who said monogamy was not for her.

As a married guy, my advice is don't be dumb. It all seems good till its bad. When it's bad you will want to equalize yourself.

Run for the hills
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:11 am to
Congrats

It only sucks 89% of the time
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7969 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:12 am to
Have at least one night of sex scheduled. Seriously.

Otherwise, you'll be scrambling to make knuckle babies when she's goes to the grocery store to get a gallon of milk.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102973 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:18 am to
quote:

lsuengineer


She should married a processoperator.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98470 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:27 am to
quote:

Any last words of advice?


Get as many blowjobs from her as you can, while you can, because wedding cake apparently ends that.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6199 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:40 am to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:50 am to
Do you think your bride to be has already done her ex one last time or will she wait until the night before the wedding?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:51 am to
If I'd be single with no kids I'd be a rich fricker

Have fun
Posted by LSUengineer12
The Best Side
Member since Dec 2011
1850 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:52 am to
Probably night before, but I can't be sure. Jody is everywhere man.

This thread delivered.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:53 am to
Get a blowjob. Because once you're married. They stop.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Get as many blowjobs from her as you can, while you can, because wedding cake apparently ends that.
this is the fricking truth right here
This post was edited on 2/11/16 at 8:57 am
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7871 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:57 am to
Pick your battles carefully.

Don't worry about what other couples do or wish you were more like them. Everyone has issues.

Be yourself.

Don't cheat, it's simply not worth it. If you ever feel a desire to cheat, instead work on the cause at home.

Don't forget to have fun.
Posted by LSUengineer12
The Best Side
Member since Dec 2011
1850 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:58 am to
What up WG!
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36235 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to
Hope it all works out for you. Congrats
Posted by LSUengineer12
The Best Side
Member since Dec 2011
1850 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to
quote:

CajunAlum Tiger Fan

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65678 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 8:59 am to
Have you PIIHB yet?
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:00 am to
go to vegas and frick a lot of hookers from every race first

spearmint rhino offers nice packages
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102973 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:02 am to
I still get the same frequency I got before the marriage...none at all
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 2/11/16 at 9:06 am to
quote:

This thread delivered.


So does your bride to be.
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