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jasonbohn9
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Milwaukee, WI
Member since Mar 2010
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re: Getting laid via the club

wrong...a few already have.



Bigpoppat
Army Fan
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
7229 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
I read it.

My advice= STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE...


schlow mo
Mississippi St. Fan
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2010
5235 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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it sounds like you're depressed


This is the correct answer, quit smoking so much ganj and get your dick wet

And it sounds like you have gone so long without sex that you are in desperate mode, which females can smell a mile away and run away from.

Best thing you can do is find a slump buster and frick her as soon as possible.


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primemover225
USA Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
6538 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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dude i skimmed through it and it sounds like you suck as a person. seriously get off a message board and be social. i understand br sucks to do this if you're not in college but shite man, it sounds like you're depressed
I haven't ruled that out. I'll do that, though, thanks.

Right on, Bohn.

And I've read some good stuff, just for it to be a response to anyone who read it period, is good for me.
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USMCTiger03
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2007
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re: Getting laid via the club
Just be cool.


StrongSafety
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Sep 2004
13329 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
Yo I read it and...

Can't help you. Youre situation is different than the situation of where I went to school.



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primemover225
USA Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
6538 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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Just be cool.
I can do that, thanks a lot.


unbeWEAVEable
LSU Fan
The Golf Board Godfather
Member since Apr 2010
12345 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
Ok I went back and read it...

It gets better, you just have to wait.

And for the love of Zeus change the title...at least club to bar or via to at
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southernelite
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
42934 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
bring a platonic girl friend, every time i do that, it works well...she'll be able to tell you what girls are into you and what girls arent'


StrongSafety
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Sep 2004
13329 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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she'll be able to tell you what girls are into you and what girls arent'


That aint hard to tell after successes and failures


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primemover225
USA Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
6538 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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Ok I went back and read it...

It gets better, you just have to wait.
You're saying I have to be patient and wait for a good opportunity

I think I know what you mean, elite. That's a great idea.


KingofZydeco
LSU Fan
On da bayou
Member since Jul 2009
873 posts
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re: Getting laid via the club
podna.... all i can say is try to meet some good friends, not necessarily girls, but dudes too. Dont underestimate the power of networking. If you meet and become friends with a few guys... they are bound to have lady friends, and you'll be fresh meat. Be cool, and even if they the said girls arent single they'll try to hook u up w/ their other single friends.

Also, even if u havent got you dick wet in a while, try not to be/come off as desperate. As the other poster said, chicks can smell that shite.

Shit, Im got out of a 3yr+ relationship about 4 months ago and was "desperate" at first. Finding pussy was a pain in the ass. I kinda chilled out and lady friends at work started trying to hook me up w/ single friends. Money in da bank.


Honkus
LSU Fan
S County
Member since Aug 2005
35407 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
I cut down on the weed, & if ur really looking for a good chick stop trying to bang them right away. Also meeting chicks at bars can be a risky proposition. My 2 cents...


KingofZydeco
LSU Fan
On da bayou
Member since Jul 2009
873 posts
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re: Getting laid via the club
BTW... dont put the pussy on a pedestal


SCUBABlake
LSU Fan
RIP WT6
Member since Jan 2008
40061 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
maybe you and OP should meet and fellate each other then.


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primemover225
USA Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
6538 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
Thanks for reading through all of it, and you all came through. I know it was a lot but I felt it was important to tell the story, and I've got some good feedback. Good people is the reason I decided to stay in BR instead of moving a while ago.


StrongSafety
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Sep 2004
13329 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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podna.... all i can say is try to meet some good friends, not necessarily girls, but dudes too. Dont underestimate the power of networking. If you meet and become friends with a few guys... they are bound to have lady friends, and you'll be fresh meat. Be cool, and even if they the said girls arent single they'll try to hook u up w/ their other single friends.

Also, even if u havent got you dick wet in a while, try not to be/come off as desperate. As the other poster said, chicks can smell that shite.

Shit, Im got out of a 3yr+ relationship about 4 months ago and was "desperate" at first. Finding pussy was a pain in the ass. I kinda chilled out and lady friends at work started trying to hook me up w/ single friends. Money in da bank.


I have always felt like you run your best "Game" when you don't try to run "game." For some girls, like you said, they can smell that shite. So it comes off as you try to hard as hell to impress her.

For me and some others, I dont know about you, just talking to them and trying to keep a conversation going and funny works alot. Don't hit on them, ask questions, look interested, but not horny, etc. Just dont come across as trying to frick, even though thats the goal. Leave the conversation at that, DONT ask for her number, and leave her wanting more. When you leave her, tell her, "I enjoyed our conversation. I hope to see you around sometime." If she wants more, she'll find her way to you, via mutual friends (" so and so said you were cute," "___ really enjoyed yalls convo the other night." She'll find a way to give you her number..then once you get the digits, youre in. Play your cards right. You then have the power.

But this method could easily get you into the "friend zone." You just have to play it correctly.



StrongSafety
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Sep 2004
13329 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
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dont put the pussy on a pedestal


rule #1


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LSUsaintsfanla
New Orleans Saints Fan
NOLA
Member since Dec 2006
10862 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
honestly, the best way to pick up chicks is being a flirtatious a-hole. dont call her a cunt but being an a-hole in a flirting way turns bitches on. i dont know why, probably cause bitches are dumb


primemover225
USA Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
6538 posts

re: Getting laid via the club
^ I can use that, in using the formula called network more, have a cool attitude, and don't be a miserable prick. Man, that's what I feel like I have been lately, because I didn't have anybody to go to.

And I actually quit smoking pot a little while ago, I thought it was time.


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