re: Getting dressed to go out.

Beer, shower, beer, put underwear on, beer, put undershirt on, beer, beer, beer, put on actual shirt, pants, beer, beer, put on shoes, beer, beer....then I'm ready to go out.

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Beer, shower, beer, put underwear on, beer, put undershirt on, beer, beer, beer, put on actual shirt, pants, beer, beer, put on shoes, beer, beer....then I'm ready to go out.

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Proffesional

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I don't get in the shower until my wife says she is ready to walk out the door. That pretty much has us timed to be ready at the same time.

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You a trucker?

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Haha, no, I just don't treat my face like a canvas. I wear make up, just basic about the application. I have watched friends in amazement and always end up thinking "That extra 1/2 hour you just spent on that one eyelid doesn't look much different to me"

Roll your eyes all you want. My dad didn't let me wear makeup until I was about 17, so I never got interested in it the way some girls do.

My boy FLBooTigs knows what's up

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No taking a shite? Rookie.

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Unless I drank A LOT the night before I only shite once a day, within 5 minutes of waking up.

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What's y'all's routine?

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I put on pants, iron shirt, and booze until mrs jack is ready (90 min or so)

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5'0, 100 lbs, ex gymnast. yeah, real fricking fat.

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Ypu just described every LLOTOT and every male posters Significant other.