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Forgot to fast before my blood test...
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:00 pm
What does it mean?!
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Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:01 pm to RandySavage
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Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:01 pm to RandySavage
You gonna test positive for hiv
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:02 pm to RandySavage
It will throw your numbers off.....get it redone.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:02 pm to RandySavage
Full cavity search instead.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:03 pm to RandySavage
early sign of alzheimers
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:05 pm to RandySavage
I did the same one day and ate a sausage biscuit. My doctor called me thinking I was about to have a heart attack because my cholesterol was through the roof.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:08 pm to RandySavage
elevated levels of everything bad
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:10 pm to RandySavage
You have a tumor. You're going to die.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:12 pm to Topwater Trout
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early sign of alzheimers
In all seriousness though I'm just doing it to get HRA money so they will still send my inflated numbers in right?
This post was edited on 8/28/15 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:12 pm to RandySavage
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What does it mean?!
Means you wasted everyone's time and money.
Do us all a favor and eat a big breakfast before your next surgery.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:12 pm to prplhze2000
You know fasting isn't going to get rid of all the drugs in your system; a failed drug test is a failed drug test.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:17 pm to RandySavage
Your triglyceride number will probably be high.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:18 pm to RandySavage
Maybe doctors can help me here...
Since eating alters your blood test results so badly, shouldn't the damn blood tests take place while you're doing your normal, everyday shite? I mean, what if I eat a double cheeseburger for lunch every day and fried chicken every night? Then I fast, and my numbers go down significantly from what they are every day. Wut up wit dat?
Since eating alters your blood test results so badly, shouldn't the damn blood tests take place while you're doing your normal, everyday shite? I mean, what if I eat a double cheeseburger for lunch every day and fried chicken every night? Then I fast, and my numbers go down significantly from what they are every day. Wut up wit dat?
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:22 pm to RandySavage
Dont worry about it. All they need to do is look at your fatass and tell if you have high cholesterol.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:22 pm to Hammertime
Because the type of food determines the rise in levels. With fasting everyone is measured from the same baseline. And if you eat badly every meal then your fasting baseline levels will be higher then someone who eats healthy.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:32 pm to RandySavage
Your glucose levels will be slightly elevated but checking A1C will clarify any questionable abnormal findings.
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:33 pm to Hammertime
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Maybe doctors can help me here...
Since eating alters your blood test results so badly, shouldn't the damn blood tests take place while you're doing your normal, everyday shite? I mean, what if I eat a double cheeseburger for lunch every day and fried chicken every night? Then I fast, and my numbers go down significantly from what they are every day. Wut up wit dat?
It's not really a big deal unless you are diabetic
Posted on 8/28/15 at 12:33 pm to TyOconner
So it's safe to assume your levels are actually much worse than what the results show?
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