re: For Those of You That Say Kate Upton is Fat (NSFW)

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Holy frick what a loser

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Experience dude. Like, ya know. A bit older. Not special. Just been around the block. Sheesh.

Is she horrible? No. Every red-blooded male would slam it in a cocaine heartbeat.

However, she has so many flaws I never understood the hype. Her lack of a waistline accentuates that way she carries weight. Her legs have zero shape/muscle. She has a wide, flat arse. That horrible mole knocks her down a few notches.

Easily, any large campus in the South has 100s of girls hotter than her.

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Is she horrible? No. Every red-blooded male would slam it in a cocaine heartbeat.

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Yep. I would agree. Nearly all men.

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However, she has so many flaws I never understood the hype.

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When she first hit the scene, she really had a "look" that made you want to annihilate her. But, that's faded quickly.

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Her lack of a waistline accentuates that way she carries weight

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It accentuates that she's gonna be apple shaped and that aint good.

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Her legs have zero shape/muscle. She has a wide, flat arse.

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That's cause once those tits came in, she had no reason to maintain her body and she quite obviously, NEVER has. This WILL catch up quickly.

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Easily, any large campus in the South has 100s of girls hotter than her.

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People are bad at math. They recoil at this number but the reality is, all you're saying that she's not in the top 1-3% of girls in her age bracket. I really don't even find that to be debatable. You give me 100 college girls at random and I'm going to give you 1-3 chicks hotter than KU.

IWHI in a heartbeat. Shes not a 10 by any means necessary. And sure if you walked unto your nearest college campus you could find 100 girls hotter. But are all of you really going to say and pretend you would smash only the top 1% at your college

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IWHI in a heartbeat. Shes not a 10 by any means necessary. And sure if you walked unto your nearest college campus you could find 100 girls hotter. But are all of you really going to say and pretend you would smash only the top 1% at your college

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I don't think many have asserted that. I just don't know why she's a big deal anymore given that there's no shortage of hotter to be seen on a daily basis.

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I would only have sex with her if Justin Verlander sat in the corner and watched.

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What if he had his cock out fapping? I couldnt be in the same room with another hard dick.

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Yeah, I mean, she isn't God's gift to humanity, but she has huge awesome tits, a very pretty face and pretty nice legs. Works for me.

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SO you like fattys.

It's okay to admit that.

Here is mine.



She just isn't aware of it yet.