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re: For Those of You That Say Kate Upton is Fat (NSFW)

Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:55 am to
Posted by ShortyRob
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:55 am to
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I wish some of you would stop using this absurd statement.

Sorry. It's not absurd. It's flat out reality. frick. I saw a chick at CHURCH today that I would do in front of Kate Upton. And no, I'm not saying KU is unattractive. I would DEFINITELY hit it. I think she's pretty nice looking still.

She's just fallen WAY off.
This post was edited on 11/2/14 at 11:55 am
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:55 am to
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and I saw her on the street, I wouldn't even give her a second glance.



So full of shite
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:56 am to
Shorty, what is up with wiki? He still alive?
Posted by ShortyRob
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:56 am to
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And I agree about the 'major campus 100' comment

Exactly. Typical major campus has 10,000+ females. Um. Yeah. KU is DEFINITELY not in the top 1% of women in her age bracket anymore.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:56 am to
would you notice her if she worked in your office?

Posted by ShortyRob
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:57 am to
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So full of shite

Oh. I aint on board with the wouldn't notice. Those tits are going to get noticed.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:58 am to
She's lost her spark.


Fappening'd
Posted by ShortyRob
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:58 am to
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would you notice her if she worked in your office?

Yes. I already said she still looks nice I would still smash.

I'm merely observing that these days, she's fallen WAY off of her prime and is no longer really any more special than the dozens of other chicks I see per day that I'd happily smash.
Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 11:59 am to
In no real world is this girl fat. Is she skinny as she could be? No.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:02 pm to
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Shorty, what is up with wiki? He still alive?

No idea unfortunately.
Posted by ShortyRob
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:06 pm to
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In no real world is this girl fat.
Agreed.

But I will say this. I predict that she IS going to be fat as frick and a lot sooner than many people think. The girls is 22 and frankly, just aint holding up that well. By age 30, this chick is going to go Anna Nicole Smith on us.
Posted by asurob1
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:06 pm to
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In no real world is this girl fat. Is she skinny as she could be? No.


She is a fat arse.

You can deny it if you want.

Posted by I Love Bama
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:08 pm to
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She is a fat arse.

You can deny it if you want.


If she looked in your general direction you would cry for your mother while creaming your cargo shorts.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:12 pm to
i know and agree. i just wanted to post that picture.

she used to be pretty hot imo.
Posted by ShortyRob
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:17 pm to
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she used to be pretty hot imo.

Yep. But take it from a guy with some experience. It really isn't that hard to identify the "hot cause she's young" girl and separate her out from the "gonna stay hot" girl.

KU has always hit my skeptical eye even in the days when I thought she was absolutely smokin. I've seen her type. It just aint going to end well. The world is filled with men who married their version of the 20 year old Kate Upton only to look up 10 years later at their buddies who they thought married inferior women and say............"shite, I chose wrong!!!"

Frankly. My wife is a perfect example. At age 20, no one would've thought my wife was hotter than 20 year old KU but my wife is 32 now and I predict that at when KU is 32, people will leap over KU for someone who looks like my wife.
Posted by asurob1
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:31 pm to
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If she looked in your general direction you would cry for your mother while creaming your cargo shorts.


No.

I have standards. Among them is not looking at chicks with fat rolls.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:33 pm to
i'm not calling you out or anything, but i don't get why this board is obsessed with saying "she's going to be huge in a few years" about so many young, good-looking girls with a little extra weight.

but then again, what are else are you going to do (besides fap) when you see pics of hot chicks on the internet? just enjoy them now for what they are imo.

nb4whiteknight
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:39 pm to
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i'm not calling you out or anything, but i don't get why this board is obsessed with saying "she's going to be huge in a few years" about so many young, good-looking girls with a little extra weight.

Not all younger girls will do that. But, some just sort of seem to have the right look to say it.

KU looks like a chick who has pretty much zero athleticism or muscle tone. She's getting by pretty much 100% on huge tits plus being young. That rarely turns out well.

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just enjoy them now for what they are imo
People did enjoy her for what she was. They key though is that really, we ARE talking past tense. If KU had just hit the scene yesterday looking like she does now, well...........the reality is, she wouldn't even be famous.
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:42 pm to
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There isn't a major university campus anywhere that she could walk on to and be in the top 100 chicks.

Jesus. I hate this argument.
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 11/2/14 at 12:43 pm to
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Yep. But take it from a guy with some experience.


Holy frick what a loser
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