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For 1 million dollars, would you go a round with Mike Tyson?
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:20 pm
Heres the deal, for 1 million dollars, you have to survive 1 full round with Iron Mike in his prime. But if you do not last, then you'll only get 10,000(Which would be needed to cover your hospitall bill)
You get 1 full year to train with the best boxing trainers around to get ready for this event. In the ring, you dont actually have to fight, if you wanted to run away the whole time, you could. You are just required to stay within the ropes for the alotted time and the money is yours... Would any of you accept?
You get 1 full year to train with the best boxing trainers around to get ready for this event. In the ring, you dont actually have to fight, if you wanted to run away the whole time, you could. You are just required to stay within the ropes for the alotted time and the money is yours... Would any of you accept?
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:21 pm to QJenk
I'd be much faster than Mike, but a ring isn't big enough for me to stay away from him. frick no.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:22 pm to QJenk
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Heres the deal, for 1 million dollars, you have to survive 1 full round with Iron Mike in his prime.
Well this wasn't possible for the some of the best boxers on the planet who spent their whole lives training for that moment...so no.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:22 pm to QJenk
Might be better than a round with Octomom.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:23 pm to QJenk
When I get knocked out is it over? I'd be down if so.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:23 pm to Legendary0903
with a year to train, hell yeah, I'd run like a little bitch and enjoy my million
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:26 pm to QJenk
Am I allowed "trip" and go down for a few 9-counts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:26 pm to QJenk
Too easy. Fall down 5 times before he gets close, for 9 seconds, and raise your gloves, without ever being touched.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 11:30 pm
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:29 pm to QJenk
Any reasonably athletic male could train for a year to run around and avoid punches for 3 minutes.
It's not like Iron Mike is going to chase you around like a boxer.
It's not like Iron Mike is going to chase you around like a boxer.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:31 pm to QJenk
This topic has been discussed ad nauseam. The answer is no.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:31 pm to QJenk
Sure, I'd walk up and get KO'd in one punch. I would then invest the money smartly and have a steady passive income for the rest of my life.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:33 pm to Legendary0903
quote:I was gonna say "sure, but I want the ring to be 30 feet on each side. Yes, I said it. MINIMUM of 900 square feet!! LOL
I'd be much faster than Mike, but a ring isn't big enough for me to stay away from him. frick no.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:36 pm to QJenk
Mike Tyson is fricking broke afaik, so yeah, I'd take the million dollars and give Mike half of it to go easy on me.
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:50 pm to QJenk
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In the ring, you dont actually have to fight, if you wanted to run away the whole time, you could.
I'm going down right after the instructions - where's my $10k?
He's actually on 1 foot when he connects with this punch:
frick that.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 11:52 pm
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:12 am to QJenk
Yeah, I do it. He never killed anyone, I doubt I'd be the first. Just cover up and move. Learn to tie him up.
Am I being supported financially during the year of training?
The problem with those videos is that his opponents are trying to box. I'm running and covering up.
Am I being supported financially during the year of training?
The problem with those videos is that his opponents are trying to box. I'm running and covering up.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 12:14 am
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:19 am to QJenk
hell yes i would do it.
he is not going to cause brain damage or any SERIOUS medical problems in one round. worse that will happen is ill get KO'd. and no i would not need 10k for hospital bills.
so either way im coming out with 10k. if im lucky as shite 1 million, yes ill get in the ring
he is not going to cause brain damage or any SERIOUS medical problems in one round. worse that will happen is ill get KO'd. and no i would not need 10k for hospital bills.
so either way im coming out with 10k. if im lucky as shite 1 million, yes ill get in the ring
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:27 am to QJenk
I would run away and just keep falling down
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