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For 1 million dollars, would you go a round with Mike Tyson?

Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:20 pm
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15316 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:20 pm
Heres the deal, for 1 million dollars, you have to survive 1 full round with Iron Mike in his prime. But if you do not last, then you'll only get 10,000(Which would be needed to cover your hospitall bill)

You get 1 full year to train with the best boxing trainers around to get ready for this event. In the ring, you dont actually have to fight, if you wanted to run away the whole time, you could. You are just required to stay within the ropes for the alotted time and the money is yours... Would any of you accept?
Posted by Legendary0903
Tree Fiddy Green Money
Member since Jan 2014
4416 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:21 pm to
I'd be much faster than Mike, but a ring isn't big enough for me to stay away from him. frick no.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35341 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

Heres the deal, for 1 million dollars, you have to survive 1 full round with Iron Mike in his prime.


Well this wasn't possible for the some of the best boxers on the planet who spent their whole lives training for that moment...so no.
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:22 pm to
Might be better than a round with Octomom.
Posted by mattytiger123
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2014
3022 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:22 pm to
Hell yeah. frick Tyson

Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
16577 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:23 pm to
When I get knocked out is it over? I'd be down if so.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7137 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:23 pm to
with a year to train, hell yeah, I'd run like a little bitch and enjoy my million

Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
10447 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:26 pm to
Am I allowed "trip" and go down for a few 9-counts
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:26 pm to
Too easy. Fall down 5 times before he gets close, for 9 seconds, and raise your gloves, without ever being touched.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 11:30 pm
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13864 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:29 pm to
Any reasonably athletic male could train for a year to run around and avoid punches for 3 minutes.

It's not like Iron Mike is going to chase you around like a boxer.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12936 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:30 pm to
Hell. Yes.
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9947 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:31 pm to
This topic has been discussed ad nauseam. The answer is no.

Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11559 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:31 pm to
Sure, I'd walk up and get KO'd in one punch. I would then invest the money smartly and have a steady passive income for the rest of my life.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
82116 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

I'd be much faster than Mike, but a ring isn't big enough for me to stay away from him. frick no.

I was gonna say "sure, but I want the ring to be 30 feet on each side. Yes, I said it. MINIMUM of 900 square feet!! LOL
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18645 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:36 pm to
Mike Tyson is fricking broke afaik, so yeah, I'd take the million dollars and give Mike half of it to go easy on me.
Posted by tjohn deaux
GA
Member since Feb 2007
10177 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:40 pm to
not legit
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89545 posts
Posted on 5/5/15 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

In the ring, you dont actually have to fight, if you wanted to run away the whole time, you could.


I'm going down right after the instructions - where's my $10k?

He's actually on 1 foot when he connects with this punch:



frick that.
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 11:52 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68277 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:12 am to
Yeah, I do it. He never killed anyone, I doubt I'd be the first. Just cover up and move. Learn to tie him up.

Am I being supported financially during the year of training?

The problem with those videos is that his opponents are trying to box. I'm running and covering up.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 12:14 am
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
13851 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:19 am to
hell yes i would do it.

he is not going to cause brain damage or any SERIOUS medical problems in one round. worse that will happen is ill get KO'd. and no i would not need 10k for hospital bills.

so either way im coming out with 10k. if im lucky as shite 1 million, yes ill get in the ring
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36693 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 12:27 am to
I would run away and just keep falling down
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