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re: Florida Strikes Again: 21 Yr Old Karate Teacher Has the Hots for 11 Yr Old

Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:14 pm to
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:14 pm to
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Dressing up like Jasmine. Smart move if you're trying to pull some prepubescent dick.


quote:

Good teenagers, take off your clothes.
Posted by NorthGwinnett LSU
Georgia Southern Fan
Member since Nov 2012
1917 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:21 pm to
Orlando,

More reason to stay the frick away from that place right now. Damn they can't catch a break
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:24 pm to
Yup the Jasmine move was a strong pedo move on her part.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9640 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:30 pm to
11 is crazy young. There is definitely something wrong with this chick.

IWHI tho
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:32 pm to


I can't stop looking at her teeth being off-center to her face/nose.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:34 pm to
Kid reported her for trying to give him cooties.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72951 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:53 pm to
It's only a ten year difference. Not that big of an age gap.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33483 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:56 pm to


Wax on, wax off...
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33483 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 1:59 pm to
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She looks slightly retarded.


Even better


Reminds me of a joke some comedian told about having sex with the "special needs" girl who worked at the local McDonalds. I don't remember how the entire joke went, but the punch line was "but her titties weren't retarded!"
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24169 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 2:14 pm to
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Everybody was kung fu f*cking!


Those loads shot fast as lightning.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24169 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 2:18 pm to
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Reminds me of a joke some comedian told about having sex with the "special needs" girl who worked at the local McDonalds. I don't remember how the entire joke went, but the punch line was "but her titties weren't retarded!"



That was Dave Attell.



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I'm drinking Jack and I started blacking out. You ever black out? Or as I call it, time travel? You ever do that? Oh yeah! You know how it is -- you're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in another bar. You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're playing that knife game with a half-Indian somewhere in North Dakota, "Yeah! Yeah! Winner fixes the tranny! Yeah". You're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in White Castle -- working there 3 years, STILL not assistant manager. Your buddies tell you to quit, but you can't 'cause you're banging the slow girl on the fry-o-later. They say she's a little retarded, but those titties ain't retarded!




Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 2:23 pm to
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Where were these instructors when I was a kid..... Oh, that's right


Exactly what I thought when I opened this thread and saw the perpetrator-A "Jody Plauchet" with the genders reversed. Well-only if the victim's mom caps the perp.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 2:32 pm to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 12:02 pm
Posted by CharlieDay
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2016
422 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 2:35 pm to
I would never forgive my mother for cockblocking me like that.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66940 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 2:55 pm to
Orlando needs to lay low for a while
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 3:16 pm to
Since when is half your age +1 illegal?
Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
807 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 3:25 pm to
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She told the boy nobody else would be home and that she wanted to have sex with him


This post was edited on 6/21/16 at 3:31 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18285 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 3:31 pm to
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half your age +1

Posted by Drank
Premium
Member since Dec 2012
10559 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 4:10 pm to
My karate instructor bludgeoned his father to death with an axe and attempted to do the same to his mother.

Where was THIS instructor when I was 11
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 6/21/16 at 4:13 pm to
Legit. I would let her armbar me.
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