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Posted on 3/25/14 at 9:50 am to Salmon
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Rednecks gonna redneck
Step awayyy from the mirror, gump.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 9:56 am to rebeloke
Around the campfire running yoyos. Two friends, best of buds that did everything together and good family friends as well, showed up about midnight about as drunk as two guys could be. All of a sudden they are at each other rolling around on the ground and over the fire. After the shock of the outburst me and a couple of other guys there get them separated. We ask what the hell is going on. One said "aw, he fricked my old lady a few months ago." I said yeah, but yall are the best of friends, who would have known. The other guy said, yeah we just get like this when we're drunk.
Next year during our annual yoyo trip the same exact thing(showing up and being drunk)happened around the fire again. I said, let me guess - wife fricking fight again. The one guy said yeah, but it was me who fricked his wife this time. To this day that I know of, they are still the best of friends and their families do everything together.
Next year during our annual yoyo trip the same exact thing(showing up and being drunk)happened around the fire again. I said, let me guess - wife fricking fight again. The one guy said yeah, but it was me who fricked his wife this time. To this day that I know of, they are still the best of friends and their families do everything together.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:04 am to rebeloke
Every wedding reception in lower plaquemines had a fight. It was excepted.
Now the most fricked up fight I saw was on Easter Sunday at a friends grand mothers house. A cousin of mine and his friend had too much to drink and started make comments back and forth to each other about who owed who money, which was funny to the rest of us because they both were notorious bad money borrowers. As words escalated we thought it was a good idea to separate the two for a bit so we sent my cousin to the store to get smokes and stuff. All was fine until my cousin returned and another friend of mine made the comment " Hey Scott! Your arse whooping just pulled up." Well that was it. Scott had to keep it real after that. The two squared off in the front yard. Scott was so mad that when he swung at my cousin he missed him completely but caught another friend square in the eye, which was bad because he was getting married in two days and looked beat up for the wedding. That caused the future wife to get pissed and she started beating the hell out of Scott.
Happy Easter in Port Sulphur
Now the most fricked up fight I saw was on Easter Sunday at a friends grand mothers house. A cousin of mine and his friend had too much to drink and started make comments back and forth to each other about who owed who money, which was funny to the rest of us because they both were notorious bad money borrowers. As words escalated we thought it was a good idea to separate the two for a bit so we sent my cousin to the store to get smokes and stuff. All was fine until my cousin returned and another friend of mine made the comment " Hey Scott! Your arse whooping just pulled up." Well that was it. Scott had to keep it real after that. The two squared off in the front yard. Scott was so mad that when he swung at my cousin he missed him completely but caught another friend square in the eye, which was bad because he was getting married in two days and looked beat up for the wedding. That caused the future wife to get pissed and she started beating the hell out of Scott.
Happy Easter in Port Sulphur
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:11 am to allsports34
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allsports34
Yeah you sound like a dick. Who cares if they cut? Were you defending those elderly peoples honor? Because it sounds like you were just looking to start shite.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:14 am to Sherman Klump
Is B-rad's last name Meshell and live in NO East?
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:16 am to Homesick Tiger
There was a tragic accident in 1989 where this guy's son was run over by an 18 wheeler on his dad's watch. Later on at the child's funeral the father in law accosted the dad blaming him for his grandson's death. Heated words were exchanged and a tussle began. One shove and punch after another and one of them fell backwards and knocked over the casket. The casket fell to the ground and the lifeless little body could be seen as the casket laid open. The entire church gasped and screamed. It was horrible.
Later on the dad couldn't take his son's loss so he digs his child up and reburies him at an old Indian burial ground.
Later on the dad couldn't take his son's loss so he digs his child up and reburies him at an old Indian burial ground.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:18 am to CaptainsWafer
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I don't recall seeing the backstory though.
backstory:
My uncle is a drunk and a thief. He showed up drunk to my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother asked him to leave, then he punched her, then accused her of giving all of my grandfather's possession to my mom, then charged my mom. He was stopped before he could get to my mom. He was forcibly removed from the premises.
Did I mention that he is also a Rapides Parish Sheriff Deputy?
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:19 am to MisterFaster
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Later on the dad couldn't take his son's loss so he digs his child up and reburies him at an old Indian burial ground.
Look, it's all fun and games until Fred Gwynn gets his Achilles sliced open with a straight razor.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:27 am to allsports34
The only legit fight at Disney World I've ever seen was at the World Showcase in the England pavilion. There's an English style pub (I mean, as "pub" as Disney can get) and two British dudes, drunk as piss, were swinging on each other. One of them had punched the other one's wife and she was laid out in the middle of the road. I'd mentioned before how Disney is expensive enough to keep most of the riffraff out, but I don't count these guys because they're actually from England. So this was actually just kind of awesome to watch.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:33 am to MisterFaster
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:36 am to Giantkiller
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but I don't count these guys because they're actually from England. So this was actually just kind of awesome to watch.
I agree. This would have been a positive to my vacation experience at Disney.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:38 am to Giantkiller
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:41 am to Teddy Ruxpin
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I agree. This would have been a positive to my vacation experience at Disney.
I stopped to watch it. There was a pretty big crowd gathered. Kids all over the place were crying. My wife was like "Come on, let's get outta here.." and I said "No way. This is awesome..."
I'd have thought it was just some part of the English pavilion but they were dropping pretty audible f-bombs and swinging haymakers. The more I think about it, it was probably the greatest part of any Disney vacation I've ever been to.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:43 am to Salmon
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My uncle punched my grandmother (his mom) in the face at my grandfathers funeral...
If it was a solid punch you win this thread!
To be fair to your uncle I wanted to punch my grandmother at my dads funeral for the way she had treated my mom in the prior 3 days. Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:47 am to allsports34
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I grabbed his arse
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:49 am to Giantkiller
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Only amusement parks I'll take my kids to are Disney parks. They're pricey enough to mostly keep the trashy types out.
Agreed.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:49 am to rebeloke
Have a friend who got in a fight with a guy that pulled over to help him change a flat tire one night. This was many years ago.
He's a good guy so I never could understand why he would fight this Good Samaritan? Guess the Good Samaritan took strong exception to him driving home in that condition.
He's a good guy so I never could understand why he would fight this Good Samaritan? Guess the Good Samaritan took strong exception to him driving home in that condition.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:50 am to Giantkiller
An old man (like 65) hit my dad (who was about 47/48) in church once. It was a Sunday night service and the church was voting on whether or not to fire the current pastor who was also one of my dad's best friends.
The punch didn't really do anything because my dad was a pretty big dude and the old man didn't have much arse behind his right hook.
The joys of being raised Southern Baptist. Couldn't get away from that shite fast enough.
The punch didn't really do anything because my dad was a pretty big dude and the old man didn't have much arse behind his right hook.
The joys of being raised Southern Baptist. Couldn't get away from that shite fast enough.
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:52 am to rebeloke
Back in the day when you got up early to physically stand in line for concert tickets, we went to a Waffle House at like 5:30AM to eat and wait until tickets went on sale at 7AM or whatever. It's pretty mellow that early.
Anyway, without any warning, this white cashier and black customer start fighting over the counter, and the black lady ends up getting pulled over onto the grill side of the counter. Employees separated them, cops came, and the waitress threw her stuff down and left, apparently after getting fired on the spot.
We ended up being late for the ticket sale and got shitty seats to DMB. The end.
Anyway, without any warning, this white cashier and black customer start fighting over the counter, and the black lady ends up getting pulled over onto the grill side of the counter. Employees separated them, cops came, and the waitress threw her stuff down and left, apparently after getting fired on the spot.
We ended up being late for the ticket sale and got shitty seats to DMB. The end.
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