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End of an Era - Newlywed Tips
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:34 am
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:34 am
Your boy Pecker is now spoken for. I'm sitting at the airport right now waiting to embark on my honeymoon - to Disney World (but no really I would never go there for a honeymoon).
As you know, your boy Pecker has had a good ride. He's a slayer at heart and has been with quite a few beautiful women. I started young and it's been quite the journey, but at 28 years old, I feel that it's time to retire from the game. It's been a great ride, fellas. This is the start of something new. Something beautiful.
Do you bros have any advice for your boy? Other than the obvious:
-Keep working out
-Keep your facial aesthetics game tight
-Continue eating well
-Keep not driving a minivan
-?
As you know, your boy Pecker has had a good ride. He's a slayer at heart and has been with quite a few beautiful women. I started young and it's been quite the journey, but at 28 years old, I feel that it's time to retire from the game. It's been a great ride, fellas. This is the start of something new. Something beautiful.
Do you bros have any advice for your boy? Other than the obvious:
-Keep working out
-Keep your facial aesthetics game tight
-Continue eating well
-Keep not driving a minivan
-?
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 8:49 am
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 am to Pecker
Make him a sandwich every day.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 am to Pecker
Don't let her find out about your boyfriend.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 am to Pecker
You're a week late. PRIDE week at Disney was the beginning of the month.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 am to Pecker
Keep starting shitty threads
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 am to Pecker
Congrats dude!
Marriage is awesome. Don't let the Red Pill fools tell you otherwise.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:37 am to Pecker
Learn to zone out
Choose your battles. Women are crazy and marriage doesn't change that.
Don't have kids for a few years so you can travel and enjoy each other's company.
Choose your battles. Women are crazy and marriage doesn't change that.
Don't have kids for a few years so you can travel and enjoy each other's company.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:38 am to Pecker
Tell her "balls empty and belly full"... she'll understand.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:38 am to Pecker
Yeah I'm not gonna read all that. But can I safely assume that most of it is you writing about yourself because you assume people give a shite?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:39 am to Pecker
Disney for a honey moon?
I thought you're supposed to have fun?
I thought you're supposed to have fun?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:40 am to Pecker
quote:
Do you bros have any advice for your boy? Other than the obvious:
Keep wrapping it up. It would be a shame if you gave your wife an STD.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:40 am to Pecker
Posting here just after your wedding. Pathetic.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:40 am to colorchangintiger
Nah
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:41 am to Displaced
quote:
Congrats dude!
Marriage is awesome. Don't let the Red Pill fools tell you otherwise.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:41 am to blowmeauburn
quote:
Don't have kids for a few years so you can travel and enjoy each other's company.
This. You are only 28, you have a little time to just enjoy being married.
Don't take each other for granted. Always work on your communication skills with each other. If you always try to keep her first and she does the same for you....things will be great.
Congrats
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:41 am to Pecker
quote:
Do you bros have any advice for your boy?
Get the frick off tigerdroppings.com on your honey moon you pathetic loser.
And tell your wife thanks for last night. She blew me in the bathroom at the reception.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:41 am to Pecker
Get off the website and enjoy your honeymoon?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:42 am to LNCHBOX
quote:
Posting here just after your wedding. Pathetic.
lunch I'm sitting at the airport killing time
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:44 am to Pecker
Where are you guys going for a honeymoon?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:44 am to Pecker
quote:
I'm sitting at the airport killing time
You can't even just delight in your wife's company the day after your wedding?
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