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re: Ed Smith has slept with 700 cars, a handful of helicopters, and one human woman

Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:16 pm to
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79063 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:16 pm to
No doubt this dude is on Cuddlr app
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:17 pm to
you know how hard it is to get a Volkswagon Beetle to put out? dude got game
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65626 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:19 pm to
He made love with my Chevy Van and that's alright with me.
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:20 pm to
Only in Seattle


Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:21 pm to
First good reason I've seen to not legalize weeds
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:33 pm to
There was a documentary from the BBC (I think) that came out a long time ago. It was a weird doc to say the least It's up on youtube. Good for a few laughs and "WTF"s.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51658 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:04 pm to
Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:17 pm to
So he's just going around fricking random people's cars? There's no way he's owned 700 cars.
This post was edited on 10/14/14 at 3:33 pm
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:18 pm to
must be turkey virgin's dad
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29298 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:24 pm to
quote:

where exactly is he inserting his penis?


Maybe it was the other way around.
Posted by N.O. via West-Cal
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2004
7178 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:26 pm to
"He made love with my Chevy Van and that's alright with me."

I will never hear that song the same way again.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:27 pm to
The old banana in the tailpipe trick.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166241 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:29 pm to
Reason 459 Saints fans don't like Seahawk fans
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:44 pm to
Tailpipe, Rome. Come on!
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

He seems to enjoy sexual partners that get around.
:rimshot:
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
20379 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 4:01 pm to
He probably had the Mercury Mistress.

LINK

This post was edited on 10/14/14 at 4:05 pm
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