re: Dumbest traffic ticket you've ever received?

Didn't get a ticket...

BUT

This county deputy was behind me while i was waiting to take a left at an intersection, and I pulled forward in front of the white line out in the intersection waiting for a car to hurry up and go passed me.

Well the green yield light never turned yellow and I turned and pulled into a gas station.

The deputy pulled in behind me at this gas station and yelled "hey boy, come over here"
Now if I was black, this is where I would have acted up, but since I'm not I just went over there and said "sir?"

He told me In a very loud way "you don't need to pull in front of that white line. It's there for a reason." I told him yes sir.

He then pulled off. But what got me he was wearing a short sleeve polo. And these deputies here wear uniforms. Come to find out it was his court day and just decided to bust my chops a little bit on his off day. But it was a little ridiculous.