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Posted on 2/19/17 at 4:03 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 4:03 am to
Stop dating morons.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 4:22 am to
I'm your cousin
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 4:28 am to
Chick once told me (in a restaurant), "I use tweezers to pull the hairs out of my nipples". Lost my appetite....was the last time I saw her.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 5:14 am to
I asked a girl to marry me.

She said yes.

Has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Posted by TommyDaTiger
Nawlins
Member since Dec 2015
10698 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 5:27 am to
Hey was dis bullshite about you can't roll on da sabbath
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7873 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:14 am to
quote:

I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states


Stop dating second graders.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:22 am to
quote:

I say "I wonder when they stopped using real cotton in medicine bottles...."


The frick?

Come on, Costanza
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:47 am to
That's a legit question since our school system isn't anything to call home about
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:51 am to
"Roll tide"

"So can I see you again"

"I don't suck dick"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65677 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:05 am to
Her:
"You know chem trails control the world?"

Me:
"Concentrate. That sammich won't make itself."


Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
2820 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:27 am to
quote:

4. I mentioned maybe have to go to Massachusetts for work and she simply asked.... "Where's that?" Then I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states.




Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3150 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I use tweezers to pull the hairs out of my nipples




I will now always cringe at the sight of tweezers.


Thanks.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63313 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:51 am to
Better than a razor, baw.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11920 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:57 am to
Dumbest thing I heard was that only Christians can be president of the US. And that is was illegal to not believe in God.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:57 am to
quote:

Dumbest thing I heard was that only Christians can be president of the US. And that is was illegal to not believe in God.


So she posts on the poliboard?
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11010 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 9:17 am to
where did you find these dumb bishes
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:07 am to
She wanted to watch a scary movie "but no demon stuff because that's real"
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17162 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:27 am to
Middle of a party of about 25-30 people this really good looking chick in anger for all to hear:" myname won't date me because I don't give head".

I just smiled, didn't want to embarrass her further by telling her I wouldn't date her because she's a freaking bicycle everyone rides and because she was still screwing the married guy half the people at the party grew up with.

Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:49 am to
"Don't worry, I'm on birth control."
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29757 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:18 pm to
The WNBA is a quality product.
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