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Posted on 2/19/17 at 4:28 am to NATidefan
Chick once told me (in a restaurant), "I use tweezers to pull the hairs out of my nipples". Lost my appetite....was the last time I saw her.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 5:14 am to NATidefan
I asked a girl to marry me.
She said yes.
Has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
She said yes.
Has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 5:27 am to Breesus
Hey was dis bullshite about you can't roll on da sabbath
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:14 am to NATidefan
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I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states
Stop dating second graders.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:22 am to NATidefan
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I say "I wonder when they stopped using real cotton in medicine bottles...."
The frick?
Come on, Costanza
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:47 am to RocketPower13
That's a legit question since our school system isn't anything to call home about
Posted on 2/19/17 at 7:51 am to NATidefan
"Roll tide"
"So can I see you again"
"I don't suck dick"
"So can I see you again"
"I don't suck dick"
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:05 am to NATidefan
Her:
"You know chem trails control the world?"
Me:
"Concentrate. That sammich won't make itself."
"You know chem trails control the world?"
Me:
"Concentrate. That sammich won't make itself."
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:27 am to NATidefan
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4. I mentioned maybe have to go to Massachusetts for work and she simply asked.... "Where's that?" Then I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:48 am to TurkeysAndBees
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I use tweezers to pull the hairs out of my nipples
I will now always cringe at the sight of tweezers.
Thanks.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:51 am to TurkeysAndBees
Better than a razor, baw.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:57 am to NATidefan
Dumbest thing I heard was that only Christians can be president of the US. And that is was illegal to not believe in God.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 8:57 am to JOJO Hammer
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Dumbest thing I heard was that only Christians can be president of the US. And that is was illegal to not believe in God.
So she posts on the poliboard?
Posted on 2/19/17 at 9:17 am to NATidefan
where did you find these dumb bishes
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:07 am to NATidefan
She wanted to watch a scary movie "but no demon stuff because that's real"
Posted on 2/19/17 at 10:27 am to NATidefan
Middle of a party of about 25-30 people this really good looking chick in anger for all to hear:" myname won't date me because I don't give head".
I just smiled, didn't want to embarrass her further by telling her I wouldn't date her because she's a freaking bicycle everyone rides and because she was still screwing the married guy half the people at the party grew up with.
I just smiled, didn't want to embarrass her further by telling her I wouldn't date her because she's a freaking bicycle everyone rides and because she was still screwing the married guy half the people at the party grew up with.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 11:49 am to NATidefan
"Don't worry, I'm on birth control."
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:18 pm to NATidefan
The WNBA is a quality product.
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