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Dumbest things you've ever heard on a date...
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:42 am
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:42 am
1. Listening to a band tonight playing Dixie Land Delight and the girl asks me if this is a Florida Georgia Line Song...
2. A while back I was on a date and we were driving by cotton fields..... I say "I wonder when they stopped using real cotton in medicine bottles...." She says "what else do they use cotton for?"
3. Chick had a smartass comeback and I said "Touche'"... She said "What does a Butt have to do with it?"
4. I mentioned maybe have to go to Massachusetts for work and she simply asked.... "Where's that?" Then I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states.
2. A while back I was on a date and we were driving by cotton fields..... I say "I wonder when they stopped using real cotton in medicine bottles...." She says "what else do they use cotton for?"
3. Chick had a smartass comeback and I said "Touche'"... She said "What does a Butt have to do with it?"
4. I mentioned maybe have to go to Massachusetts for work and she simply asked.... "Where's that?" Then I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states.
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Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:43 am to NATidefan
NO
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:45 am to NATidefan
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1. Listening to a band tonight playing Dixie Land Delight and the girl asks me if this is a Florida Georgia Line Song...
Just admit you went to the FGL concert at the Cajun Dome, bro
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:46 am to Mr. Hangover
Stop
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:57 am to NATidefan
Do you want me to make you a sammich?
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:01 am to NATidefan
When talks of the future comes up and she mentions her aspirations to be a singer and/or actress. I know right then she will be working in a Waffle House in 10 years.
This post was edited on 2/19/17 at 1:02 am
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:04 am to NATidefan
No means no
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:06 am to NATidefan
quote:
Dumbest things you've ever heard on a date...
I went on a date with a woman who turned out to be into Reiki crystals.
What an utter loon. She tried to explain to me how crystals (probably worth ~$15) had healing powers that could attune chakra, or some such nonsense.
Listening to her tell me about plastic rocks healing people is the dumbest thing I've heard on a date. Damn shame: she was extremely pretty.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:07 am to NATidefan
Try dating smarter people.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:10 am to NATidefan
"You don't have to wear a condom"
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:17 am to NATidefan
"Are you English?"
Christ, woman, I'm from bumfrick Alabama. How does that even remotely sound similar.
Christ, woman, I'm from bumfrick Alabama. How does that even remotely sound similar.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:35 am to NATidefan
"You are such a gentleman."
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:36 am to HempHead
"I thought the Superdome was bigger"
We were in the NO arena at a Hornets game.
I married her.
To be fair she had only lived in NO a year and been to one Saints game.
We were in the NO arena at a Hornets game.
I married her.
To be fair she had only lived in NO a year and been to one Saints game.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:41 am to NATidefan
quote:
Dumbest things you've ever heard on a date
I don't do anal
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:45 am to NATidefan
quote:Damn dude thats fricking INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!
4. I mentioned maybe have to go to Massachusetts for work and she simply asked.... "Where's that?" Then I drew her a map of the US on a napkin and gave here a third grade lesson on the geography of the united states.
This post was edited on 2/19/17 at 1:46 am
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:47 am to NATidefan
The French and Indian war was between the French and the Indians.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:47 am to NATidefan
quote:ARE YOU SERIOUS?! No god damn way!
1. Listening to a band tonight playing Dixie Land Delight and the girl asks me if this is a Florida Georgia Line Song...
Posted on 2/19/17 at 2:01 am to Ryan3232
It's water weight.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 2:59 am to NATidefan
quote:
while back I was on a date and we were driving by cotton fields..... I say "I wonder when they stopped using real cotton in medicine bottles...."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was a different girl each time.
Posted on 2/19/17 at 3:16 am to NATidefan
You Bammers sure have some weird family dinners
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