re: Dumb jokes

two atoms are walking down the street, one looks around and says hey!, I've lost an electron, the other asks, are you sure? his buddy says I'm positive

Q: How does every Russian joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Russia?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No way! They have no clothes and no shelter," the Russian points out, "They have only an apple to eat, and they are being told they live in a paradise. Obviously, they are Russian."

Police were called to a daycare where one of the two year olds was resisting a rest.



What do you do with an elephant who has three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the kangaroo instead.

A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and the bartender tells them " Okay, I'll serve you but don't start anything".

A man wakes up from bad car accident and says, Doctor I can't feel my legs. The doctor replies of course you can't I cut off your arms.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one turns to the other and says DAM!

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
You will see one later and one in a while.


How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?
When its past your eyes.


When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.