re: Drunk kid gets taken down and arrested over mac and cheese

I had a similar experience at the steakhouse in L'Auberge in Lake Charles. Mrs. Baby and I were out celebrating anniversary and a couple in their late 40s and their bratty arse early 20s son sit 2 tables over. He was trashed and being very loud. He berates them both and proceeds to get up and join a group of ladies that we're having a baby shower. They put up with his shite for a few minutes and then asked him to leave. I knew he was going to head over to our table because we were on the way back to his. As he approached I made eye contact and gently shook my head. He didn't get the sign. He sits next to my wife and starts being all loud and shite. I calmly cut him off only using hand gestures. Little fricker still didn't quiet get the hint and starts talking again. This time I leaned over and told him that if he didn't get up, go back to his table, and shut the frick up that I was going to help him out with all 3. Now I had his attention. I could have stopped there but I knew he shite his pants so I figured I'd take it a little further. I told him to go to the ladies table and apologize for being a spoiled fricking brat or I'd help him with that too. He complied with all requests and didn't make a peep the rest of the night.

When it was time for the bill, the manager came over and thanked us for our patience and for our assistance in diffusing the situation. He said dinner and drinks were on the house.

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Wow guy, you sound like a really tough awesome guy.

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Your words, not mine.

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I've gotta shitty son, think you can do anything with him?

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Do it yourself so nobody else has to chief.

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This time I leaned over and told him that if he didn't get up, go back to his table, and shut the frick up that I was going to help him out with all 3. Now I had his attention. I could have stopped there but I knew he shite his pants so I figured I'd take it a little further. I told him to go to the ladies table and apologize for being a spoiled fricking brat or I'd help him with that too. He complied with all requests and didn't make a peep the rest of the night.

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I think this is due to the lack of fist fights as kids any longer. We don't let kids figure it out any longer. Most kids have never been punched squarely in the nose and therefore missed out on that when to shut the frick up lesson.

I had a similar experience with three UGA fans. They ran up to a Gator and his friend, pushed him and started taunting him.

I grabbed his arm and asked him what he was doing. His friends left him with me. I then proceeded to remind him that if the Gators had swung at him his friends wouldn't be there for him because they left him when I got involved. Imagine if there would have a been a fight.

He realized he was being an arse though and gave a few yes sirs and went on his way. His friends never waited for him so I imagine that they were tired of his dumb arse too.

That kid has never been punched in the nose. I guarantee it.

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Leave people alone and mind your business

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Exactly what I was doing until he approached our table. I don't tolerate rude behavior when it's directed towards me.

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You pull that crap with the wrong one and you'll be spitting teeth in front of your pretty wife.

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Probably so. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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got lucky

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Yes I did.