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Don't worry white people, now you can pay black people back. REPARATIONS

Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:35 pm
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:35 pm
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The website, started by Seattle-based “conceptual artist” Natasha Marin, suggests a number of ways in which white people can atone for the fact that 1.4 per cent of white people owned black slaves in the United States over 150 years ago.


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POC 3: I need groceries.

White Person 3: “I’ll get them for you. PM me and I’ll send an Amazon Fresh or Safeway delivery. You just pick out what you want. I have a $200 limit.”

POC 4: I’m too upset to make dinner. I live in Seattle.

White Person 4: “Come over to my house for dinner, bring a friend if you like. PM me and I’ll send you the address, or can I order delivery to you? What kind of food do you like?”

POC 6: I want to scream and cuss at someone.

White Person 6: “I volunteer as tribute. How do we set this up?”

POC 7: I want to escape this cruel world in a *Specific Videogame* but can’t afford it on Steam right now. This is not a crisis, I just don’t trust people easily and want to see if this works.

White Person 7: Thank you for giving me the chance to do something concrete and relatively easy. I was quietly hating myself for doing nothing.


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Numerous white people beset with self-loathing have already offered a number of goods and services, including the free use of a car, house cleaning, massages, “catharsis,” and straight-up cold hard cash.
Black people have also posted messages on the site with requests for free laptops, a Kindle EBook Reader and recording studio access.


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This post was edited on 7/21/16 at 8:37 pm
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25881 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:36 pm to
I don't know where to start
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:37 pm to
Finally!! I've been waiting for the go-ahead to just give them all of my pay instead of 47% of it. Bout damn time.
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5673 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:37 pm to
What....the....frick
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49234 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:38 pm to
The last dude is Asian, there are a frick ton of racist Asians
This post was edited on 7/21/16 at 8:39 pm
Posted by bbvdd
Memphis, TN
Member since Jun 2009
24947 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:39 pm to
I have never owned a slave. My parents have never owned a slave, my grandparents never owned a slave nor did my great-grandparents.

Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:39 pm to
So basically black people wanting something for free, as usual?
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:39 pm to
So can I just make a fake black profile and have the retards give me things?
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:40 pm to
I call shotgun on Gary Chambers
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

POC 3: I need groceries.

White Person 3: “I’ll get them for you. PM me and I’ll send an Amazon Fresh or Safeway delivery. You just pick out what you want. I have a $200 limit.”

POC 4: I’m too upset to make dinner. I live in Seattle.

White Person 4: “Come over to my house for dinner, bring a friend if you like. PM me and I’ll send you the address, or can I order delivery to you? What kind of food do you like?”

POC 6: I want to scream and cuss at someone.

White Person 6: “I volunteer as tribute. How do we set this up?”

POC 7: I want to escape this cruel world in a *Specific Videogame* but can’t afford it on Steam right now. This is not a crisis, I just don’t trust people easily and want to see if this works.

White Person 7: Thank you for giving me the chance to do something concrete and relatively easy. I was quietly hating myself for doing nothing.






This post was edited on 7/21/16 at 8:45 pm
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:41 pm to
I feel like I could probably get them to pay my rent or something lol. I wouldn't feel bad at all since these people are so stupid.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:42 pm to
I feel bad about having student loans, I can be black if someone will pay them off for me.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
6200 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:43 pm to
*cough* ain't paying shite *cough*
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:45 pm to
I didn't click the link but does it somehow verify if you are black? If not I might just see how much I can get from social justice warriors. They might call me an Uncle Tom though if I get them to buy me golf shite or jeep stuff
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12105 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:45 pm to
frick that....
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45188 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:46 pm to
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White Person 4: “Come over to my house for dinner, bring a friend if you like. PM me and I’ll send you the address


Doesn't seem like a very good idea


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I call shotgun on Gary Chambers


You can have him
This post was edited on 7/21/16 at 8:47 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62852 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:46 pm to
Do I get a receipt I can put in the dash of my car and a "paid in full" card to keep in my wallet?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 7/21/16 at 8:47 pm to
What about the blacks who owned slaves? I guess they get a pass?
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