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re: Donating to sperm bank? (NSFW)

Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:43 pm to
They walk you to a small room about the size of a small closet. Only a nightstand looking thing with drawers with playboys in it, and a cushioned bench. I used my phone to watch porn rather a damn old magazine.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:44 pm to
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$50 a jerk
how about rub and tug?
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:46 pm to
They extract numerous eggs from a woman and fertilize her eggs to get pregnant. The woman then pays $400 each year to have eggs frozen in case she decided to get pregnant again. She also can decide to donate the eggs if she no longer wants to use them or they will destroy/dispose of them.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:47 pm to
Egg donors are in more of a demand than sperm.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24576 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:49 pm to
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I heard you had to be able to give two tablespoons or something like that. I don't have it in me.


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Posted by Boh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
12357 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:50 pm to
I imagine they go through some screening process or do a physical to decide if eligible to donate, too.

Think my cousin did something like that a while back with her extra eggs after they used the service to get pregnant.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4629 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:52 pm to
What if you donate today and 18 years from now your banked son dates your bio daughter and produces little Houma style kids.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:56 pm to
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Meh, one out of four ain't bad.


The only way your IQ is 140 is if you got the results from a Facebook test
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27381 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:03 pm to
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The only way your IQ is 140 is if you got the results from a Facebook test




Or if I'm just pretending to be an idiot..

Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:36 pm to
College roomieRoger got $40 per jerk while in med school.

Nobody asked us law students for any jizz.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21838 posts
Posted on 2/17/16 at 11:59 pm to
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Everyone on the OT benches 400, runs a 4.3 40, has a 140 IQ and is an OT 10


Yeah, but all our small wiener genes make ot-ers automatic dq's.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6042 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 1:48 am to
I clicked this thread expecting pics. I'll contribute..

Posted by TIGERSTORM
parts unknown
Member since Feb 2009
4510 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:21 am to
You don't blow your ghost of a chance with nickel and dime, no possessions, no comforts. Need is the ultimate monkey. A pint of your blood can fetch you fifty bucks, a shot of cum—three grand. You keep your life simple and you can literally self sustain.
Posted by Boh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
12357 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:48 am to
Well there were 4 nice pics in OP but guess they got removed...
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