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Donating to sperm bank? (NSFW)
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:18 pm
First off i'm not even sure if/where there are any around BR, but has anyone ever legitimately donated to a sperm bank? What's the going rate for jerking into a cup for cash?
This post was edited on 2/17/16 at 11:45 pm
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Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:21 pm to Boh
If you are on the OT, your sperm has a very low value with little demand.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:22 pm to Boh
Instead of jerking in the cup you can't just spit your boyfriend's load into the cup next time.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:22 pm to Boh
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First off i'm not even sure if/where there are any around BR, but has anyone ever legitimately donated to a sperm bank? What's the going rate for jerking into a cup for cash?
Your mom is my "bank". She doesn't give me cash, but she buys me pretty things.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:23 pm to Btrtigerfan
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(NSFW) by Btrtigerfan If you are on the OT, your sperm has a very low value with little demand.
Surely you jest? Everyone on the OT benches 400, runs a 4.3 40, has a 140 IQ and is an OT 10.
This post was edited on 2/17/16 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:25 pm to BigPerm30
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jerking in the cup you can't just spit your boyfriend's load into the cup next time.
I'll bring your mother with me whenever I find a bank
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:28 pm to Restomod
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$50 a jerk
Damn that ain't bad.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:29 pm to Boh
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Damn that ain't bad.
No Jerk policy in between deposits
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:30 pm to Restomod
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$50 a jerk
if this is true, I have wasted a hell of a lot of money in my life...
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:30 pm to Restomod
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No Jerk policy in between deposits
That changes the game. But how would they know?
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:31 pm to Spankum
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Donating to sperm bank? (NSFW) by Spankum
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$50 a jerk
if this is true, I have wasted a hell of a lot of money in my life...
same here. Lost a lot of knuckle children for free
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:31 pm to RedMustang
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Everyone on the OT benches 400, runs a 4.3 40, has a 140 IQ and is an OT 10.
Meh, one out of four ain't bad.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:31 pm to Boh
I feel like donating now.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:32 pm to Boh
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That changes the game. But how would they know?
Reduced sperm count I'd assume
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:36 pm to Boh
I don't know about Baton Rouge but I've flown to Dallas to embryo.net office to jerk in a cup in order to get wife pregnant twice. They also take sperm and egg donations. I know when get paid for their eggs and not sure about semen.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:36 pm to Spankum
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if this is true, I have wasted a hell of a lot of money in my life...
657000... Damn.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:37 pm to Boh
Just remember the story of the poor fricker who's being forced to pay child support after he donated sperm. frick the system
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:38 pm to tigerbutt
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I don't know about Baton Rouge but I've flown to Dallas to embryo.net office to jerk in a cup in order to get wife pregnant twice. They also take sperm and egg donations. I know when get paid for their eggs and not sure about semen.
Interesting. I wonder if the demand for egg donors is greater than sperm donors.
Did they just give you a hustler and lock the door?
And this is an ignorant fricking question but what's the process of donating eggs?
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:40 pm to Boh
I heard you had to be able to give two tablespoons or something like that. I don't have it in me.
Posted on 2/17/16 at 9:41 pm to northshorebamaman
would be embarrassing to go in there and shoot blanks
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