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Does anyone use the paper toilet seat covers in public bathrooms?
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:59 pm
Posted on 6/9/16 at 12:59 pm
They seem worthless. I prefer to let four or five layers of toilet paper stand between me and whatever the prior occupant left behind on the seat in a public bathroom.
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Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:00 pm to Eightballjacket
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I prefer to let four or five layers of toilet paper stand between me and whatever the prior occupant left behind on the seat in a public bathroom.
Just wipe the seat with some toilet paper and sit on it. People really layer toilet paper to go to the bathroom?
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:01 pm to Eightballjacket
nope, squat and spray
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:02 pm to Eightballjacket
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I prefer to let four or five layers of toilet paper stand between me and whatever the prior occupant left behind on the seat in a public bathroom.
You sound like one of the people that do this and then leave the toilet paper on the seat for other people to piss all over
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:02 pm to LNCHBOX
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Just wipe the seat with some toilet paper and sit on it.
This
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:03 pm to LNCHBOX
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People really layer toilet paper to go to the bathroom?
If the bathroom is filthy enough or if the toilet is dirty enough then the answer is 'yes'.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:03 pm to Eightballjacket
just use the transgender bathroom
much cleaner
much cleaner
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:03 pm to Eightballjacket
This is the perfect way to use a public toilet. I developed this myself.
1) check to make sure there is toilet paper.
2) flush toilet to clean the water and to see how powerful the flush is.
3) wipe the seat with a piece of toilet paper. throw in the bowl. don't flush. it limits splashback.
4) put pieces of toilet paper on the seat.
5) sit and poop.
6) flush when necessary.
7) flush toilet seat covers.
8) wash hands.
9) using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.
1) check to make sure there is toilet paper.
2) flush toilet to clean the water and to see how powerful the flush is.
3) wipe the seat with a piece of toilet paper. throw in the bowl. don't flush. it limits splashback.
4) put pieces of toilet paper on the seat.
5) sit and poop.
6) flush when necessary.
7) flush toilet seat covers.
8) wash hands.
9) using a paper towel to open the door is a pussy move.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:04 pm to Eightballjacket
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paper toilet seat covers
You mean an arse gasket?
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:04 pm to YeahYeah
Letting that much paper go to waste would be bad for the environment.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:04 pm to Eightballjacket
I don't shite in public restrooms.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:08 pm to Eightballjacket
If I absolutely have to shite in a public shitter it's usually when I'm out with the wife & kids. Which means we have the sanitizer spray in the kid bag (essentially a diaper bag but also has toys, change of clothes, & other misc. crap). Wipe the seat with a few layers of TP, spray, repeat (with new TP), then make that long distance phone call.
Idk what I'm going to do if we ever stop carrying a bag...
Idk what I'm going to do if we ever stop carrying a bag...
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:14 pm to Eightballjacket
I bring my own just in case a public bathroom doesn't have them. (sarcasm, but totally would if there was a convenient way to do this)
You've got people starting threads here about how they have to wash brand new clothes before wearing them, that bath water is basically like swimming in sewage, and how the thought of using a towel twice pretty much asking for aids. Yet at the same time say, "just wipe the seat and sit on it" as if you are some kind of lady for lining the seat.
I've heard the noises coming out of the asses in the stall next to me. I've seen the fat nasty frick walking out of the stall after he painted that bowl brown. I see the dried piss and arse hair. I'm not touching that with any part of my body ever.
You've got people starting threads here about how they have to wash brand new clothes before wearing them, that bath water is basically like swimming in sewage, and how the thought of using a towel twice pretty much asking for aids. Yet at the same time say, "just wipe the seat and sit on it" as if you are some kind of lady for lining the seat.
I've heard the noises coming out of the asses in the stall next to me. I've seen the fat nasty frick walking out of the stall after he painted that bowl brown. I see the dried piss and arse hair. I'm not touching that with any part of my body ever.
This post was edited on 6/9/16 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:15 pm to Eightballjacket
Whenever I need to poop in public, I just identify as a woman and use their restroom.
The seats are much cleaner.
The seats are much cleaner.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:17 pm to saint amant steve
If a bathroom is so dirty that I don't feel comfortable trusting my immune systems, I'm not using it.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:17 pm to Eightballjacket
No. I don't lay out toilet paper either. That is hypochondriac nonsense. Stop being a wimpy little bitch and just take a shite.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:20 pm to Eightballjacket
I have Chuck Norris quads, so I just hover.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:30 pm to saint amant steve
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If the bathroom is filthy enough or if the toilet is dirty enough then the answer is 'yes'.
Do not shite in places with these conditions.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:31 pm to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
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Whenever I need to poop in public, I just identify as a woman and use their restroom.
The seats are much cleaner.
No. They aren't.
Posted on 6/9/16 at 1:33 pm to Eightballjacket
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They seem worthless. I prefer to let four or five layers of toilet paper stand between me and whatever the prior occupant left behind on the seat in a public bathroom.
So you are that a-hole. The one that leaves the paper half hanging from the seat other half in the toilet making it a bigger mess for anyone coming in after you.
You sir are a piece of shite.
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