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Dodgers minor league team in hot water over "hourglass appreciation night" promotion
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:26 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:26 pm
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Fat girl ruins it of course.
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The Pioneer League, the league that brought you “Caucasian Heritage Night,” is back at it again with another blatantly offensive ballpark promotion. The Ogden Raptors, a short-season A ball affiliate of the Dodgers in Utah, recently announced plans for “Hourglass Appreciation Night” to be held on August 11. Here is a screenshot of the press release, in the likely event the team deletes the webpage. (UPDATE: The press release was pulled offline about an hour after this post went up.) The alleged intention of the promotion is to celebrate the fact that baseball is played without a clock (by introducing a timekeeping device?). The third paragraph of the press release, though, lays bare the real focus of the night. “The home team hosts the Billings Mustangs, but the real thoroughbreds will join Raptors broadcaster A.P. Harreld in the booth. Since August is the eighth month of the calendar year, and an 8 looks tantalizingly similar to an hourglass, be there a better way to remind the world that baseball needs no clock than to feature 18 hourglass-shaped color commentators?” Each of the women will spend a half-inning in the commentary booth and the team will stream the goings on in the booth—“well, at least the better-looking half of it!” “Fans will have the opportunity to pose for pictures with the lovely ladies as we showcase seriously splendid visual appeal: Utah's legendary mountains, Dodgers and Reds farmhands - and gorgeous women whose curves rival those of any stud pitching prospect!” the press release concludes. “Guys... get your tickets now!” the subheadline on the team’s homepage proclaims. The header image is a cartoon of three women in bikinis.
Fat girl ruins it of course.
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:27 pm to tiggerthetooth
We're only supposed to appreciate things that we don't really like.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:30 pm to tiggerthetooth
God damn fatties always ruining shite with their fatness.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:30 pm to tiggerthetooth
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“Hourglass Appreciation Night”
All the alarm clocks are maaaaad
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:31 pm to junkfunky
Would she be happy if they ran a pear appreciation night?
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:31 pm to tiggerthetooth
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Kate Feldman
OT - we have her twitter account; you know what to do
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:31 pm to Displaced
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Would she be happy if they ran a pear night?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to tiggerthetooth
Kate is upset there's not a fishbowl appreciation night.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to Centinel
My comment got a downvote?
Looks like we have a fatty in here baws.
Looks like we have a fatty in here baws.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to Displaced
Can we have a "Weekend Schemers night" at a Baby Cakes game?
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to StealthCalais11
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OT - we have her twitter account; you know what to do
I did my part. The rest is up to you folks.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm to tiggerthetooth
Kate needs to swim a few laps and cut out a couple meals a day if she wants to commentate this game
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm to tiggerthetooth
Yeah, God forbid we try to bring a bunch of dudes to the park to increase revenue by promoting hot women.
The fat, ugly Kate Feldman's of the world are always the first ones to lash out at this because they can't get laid.
The fat, ugly Kate Feldman's of the world are always the first ones to lash out at this because they can't get laid.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:34 pm to tiggerthetooth
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a black one in the picture. I don't get the problem.
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:35 pm to tiggerthetooth
I've done minor league promotions in Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook and by gum it's sure put them on the map!
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:35 pm to tiggerthetooth
this is something so perfect that not even the ot can come up with a witty response. well done
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