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Dodgers minor league team in hot water over "hourglass appreciation night" promotion

Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:26 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:26 pm
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The Pioneer League, the league that brought you “Caucasian Heritage Night,” is back at it again with another blatantly offensive ballpark promotion. The Ogden Raptors, a short-season A ball affiliate of the Dodgers in Utah, recently announced plans for “Hourglass Appreciation Night” to be held on August 11. Here is a screenshot of the press release, in the likely event the team deletes the webpage. (UPDATE: The press release was pulled offline about an hour after this post went up.) The alleged intention of the promotion is to celebrate the fact that baseball is played without a clock (by introducing a timekeeping device?). The third paragraph of the press release, though, lays bare the real focus of the night. “The home team hosts the Billings Mustangs, but the real thoroughbreds will join Raptors broadcaster A.P. Harreld in the booth. Since August is the eighth month of the calendar year, and an 8 looks tantalizingly similar to an hourglass, be there a better way to remind the world that baseball needs no clock than to feature 18 hourglass-shaped color commentators?” Each of the women will spend a half-inning in the commentary booth and the team will stream the goings on in the booth—“well, at least the better-looking half of it!” “Fans will have the opportunity to pose for pictures with the lovely ladies as we showcase seriously splendid visual appeal: Utah's legendary mountains, Dodgers and Reds farmhands - and gorgeous women whose curves rival those of any stud pitching prospect!” the press release concludes. “Guys... get your tickets now!” the subheadline on the team’s homepage proclaims. The header image is a cartoon of three women in bikinis.


Fat girl ruins it of course.


This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:27 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:27 pm to
We're only supposed to appreciate things that we don't really like.
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
22774 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:28 pm to
Shut up, Kate.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33891 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:29 pm to
Kate's fat
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26536 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:29 pm to
That's awesome....
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43334 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:30 pm to
God damn fatties always ruining shite with their fatness.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:30 pm to
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“Hourglass Appreciation Night”


All the alarm clocks are maaaaad

This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:31 pm to
Would she be happy if they ran a pear appreciation night?
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12449 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:31 pm to
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Kate Feldman

OT - we have her twitter account; you know what to do
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:31 pm to
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Would she be happy if they ran a pear night?



Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to
Kate is upset there's not a fishbowl appreciation night.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43334 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to
My comment got a downvote?

Looks like we have a fatty in here baws.

Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17133 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to
Can we have a "Weekend Schemers night" at a Baby Cakes game?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61213 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:32 pm to
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OT - we have her twitter account; you know what to do


I did my part. The rest is up to you folks.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21788 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm to
Kate needs to swim a few laps and cut out a couple meals a day if she wants to commentate this game
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm to
Maybe a PAWG night.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:33 pm to
Yeah, God forbid we try to bring a bunch of dudes to the park to increase revenue by promoting hot women.


The fat, ugly Kate Feldman's of the world are always the first ones to lash out at this because they can't get laid.
Posted by LSUJuice
Back in Houston
Member since Apr 2004
17668 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:34 pm to
There's a blonde, a brunette, and a black one in the picture. I don't get the problem.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95333 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:35 pm to
I've done minor league promotions in Ogdenville, Brockway, and North Haverbrook and by gum it's sure put them on the map!

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:35 pm to
this is something so perfect that not even the ot can come up with a witty response. well done

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