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Do you think we will ever live in a world where toilet paper is not needed?

Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:57 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:57 pm
I don't see it.


Ib4 three sea shells
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33921 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:58 pm to
If only they made something that uses water to clean your arse.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69289 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:59 pm to
I don't use toilet paper
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:59 pm to
That would be a bidet to have diarhea
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:59 pm to
Yes. Micro robots will feed on our poo leftovers.
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
30360 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:59 pm to
You ever hear of Europe?

Guy i knew from Germany thought it was appalling that Americans use paper to smear poo on their butt.
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 6:01 pm
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:00 pm to
If you can figure that out then you will be a bazzionair.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:00 pm to
Nah.

When the end of days comes, the man holding the last roll of shite tickets will have the power.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

made something that uses water to clean your arse.

Yeah but doesn't that just leave you with a wet arse? You would still have to wipe right? Or at least air dry?
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
36214 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:10 pm to
I bet you don't even know HOW to use the three seashells, otherwise you wouldn't be asking this.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:12 pm to
How do you use the three sea shells?

Does anyone know?
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39576 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:13 pm to
Those toilets come with a dryer sometimes as well.

I still wiped for good measure though
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6860 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:54 pm to
It's the preferred method for Rob Schneider
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:56 pm to
Back in the day we had so much fiber in our diets that pooing didn't require wiping afterwards.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89791 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 6:59 pm to
you curse at the computer to acquire enough citations to wipe your arse.
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 7:02 pm to
Your old lady's tongue works just fine
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46425 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 7:03 pm to


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52967 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 7:06 pm to
Your prez candidate doesn't need toilet paper
Posted by Easy
Los Angeles
Member since Dec 2008
5687 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 7:15 pm to
Don't we live in a world where 90% doesn't use it? But other than that, no.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 9/6/16 at 7:19 pm to
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