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Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:21 pm to yellowhammer2098
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I'm neither turned or nor turned off if she says something about farting or pooping.
its all about context
but generally, the type of chick who revels openly talking about "being on the rag" or farting, or the type that likes to burp loudly
yeah...I find those chicks repulsive, no matter how attractive they are
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:22 pm to LNCHBOX
what year is it again?
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:23 pm to LNCHBOX
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It certainly isn't first date conversation material
I know this guy, his buddy hooked him up with a blind date.
So they double date and they stop to pick up the girl.
She comes out of the house and, what do you know, she looks pretty good.
So she gets in the back and they hit it off pretty good.
About 15 minutes into the ride she says, " Hey, find a McDonalds's. I gotta take a shite."
True story.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:25 pm to VetteGuy
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" Hey, find a McDonalds's. I gotta take a shite."
well, at least she didn't say pull over by those trees.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:25 pm to toosleaux
Maybe after some time together she can say that stuff on occasion and it won't bother me. But there are girls at work who run around letting everyone know when they're bleeding out of certain parts of the body and that's just nasty and trashy and I want no part of girls like that
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:27 pm to toosleaux
It's beyond me why some people want to play this fantasy game where women aren't humans with bodily functions.
I'd rather be able to hold a conversation with a girl about realistic shite without pretending that she doesn't fricking pee or poo.
I'd rather be able to hold a conversation with a girl about realistic shite without pretending that she doesn't fricking pee or poo.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:28 pm to toosleaux
I think it's all in how you say it.
I don't think I've ever used the term "on the rag" in my life. Sounds like something a raspy-voiced old woman would say. But I don't hide the fact that I'm in that time of the month [FROM MY SO] either.
I don't talk about going to the bathroom in a disgusting way, but if we're lollygagging in the grocery store just browsing random stuff and I need to get home because we just ate a huge meal and I don't feel well, I'm not pretending I feel fine. I'm saying, "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom. Let's go home. Now."
I don't think I've ever used the term "on the rag" in my life. Sounds like something a raspy-voiced old woman would say. But I don't hide the fact that I'm in that time of the month [FROM MY SO] either.
I don't talk about going to the bathroom in a disgusting way, but if we're lollygagging in the grocery store just browsing random stuff and I need to get home because we just ate a huge meal and I don't feel well, I'm not pretending I feel fine. I'm saying, "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom. Let's go home. Now."
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:29 pm to efrad
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women aren't humans with bodily functions.
Women are unbelievably foul creatures. But they let us put stuff in them, so it kind of balances out.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:30 pm to Upperdecker
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But there are girls at work who run around letting everyone know when they're bleeding
Girl at my work is smoking fine. 23 years old, graduate from SELU and intelligent. We all went to Izzo's for lunch and she walked by my office and said she just puked out of her butt. It's what made me start this thread.
ETA: This is a regular occurrence. She will also walk by my office headed to the bathroom with a tampon in her hand and ask me to catch the phones because she's "on the rag".
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:33 pm to toosleaux
That's just gross.
I bet her car is a mess and her apartment is sloppy.
I bet her car is a mess and her apartment is sloppy.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:34 pm to toosleaux
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Attractive girls that openly talk about farting, shitting, being "on the rag", etc.
these ^^ aren't like this:
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having body odor after working out
My wife doesn't fart. She's a freak of nature. Burps like a lumberjack who chugged a beer though. I did hear her let a fart go in her sleep when we were dating. A little noise that sounding like a gerbil farting or something. She was mortified when I told her as we had been dating for like 6 months at that point.
When she's got to take a shite she just sneaks away like a ninja and if I ask where she's going she says to the bathroom and I know what that means.
She won't say "I'm on the rag" but she'll say "I'm on my period" for which I usually celebrate because that means my swimmers didn't take hold.
I love her when she's sweaty after working out. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This post was edited on 2/19/15 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:36 pm to TheCaterpillar
I get the monthly text from my fiancee letting me know that I'm not a father
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:37 pm to toosleaux
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Attractive girls that openly talk about farting, shitting
turn off
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having body odor
never heard one say that
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being "on the rag",
doesn't bother me
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:38 pm to toosleaux
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Attractive girls that openly talk about farting, shitting, having body odor after working out, being "on the rag", etc.
There were girls like this in HS. But if she's older than 20 and still doing it, that's a turn off.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:39 pm to Jim Rockford
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met a girl on a backpacking trip who had a tampon tucked behind her ear like an ink pen
Different world on the trail yet you still want some things to be discreet. Don't need to know you have to crap.
Bet that ho shags like a minx!
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:39 pm to TheCaterpillar
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My wife doesn't fart around you.
FIFY
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:40 pm to CadesCove
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Women are unbelievably foul creatures. But they let us put stuff in them, so it kind of balances out.
Women are so fricking nasty in the bathroom. We have a giant bathroom with JAck and Jill sinks, a tub, a shower, etc.
I take up one drawer and about 1 square foot of counter space.
The rest of the bathroom looks liek a tornado of makeup, tweezers, lotions, etc. went through. Its absurd. She stopped telling me to stop leaving my shoes in the living room because I started replying with "I will if you clean the bathroom".
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:41 pm to TheCaterpillar
I guess it all comes down to comfort level with the girl. If I took a girl out for a first date and she mentions anything about any of these things It'd be the last date. I assume a girl would say the same about guys though.
Posted on 2/19/15 at 1:42 pm to LouisianaLady
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I don't talk about going to the bathroom in a disgusting way, but if we're lollygagging in the grocery store just browsing random stuff and I need to get home because we just ate a huge meal and I don't feel well, I'm not pretending I feel fine. I'm saying, "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom. Let's go home. Now."
Your bowel anomalies are well-documented on this site. I'll give you a pass.
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